All Norm MacDonald Quotes
- I don't know anything about politics. Like, zero. Nothing. Funny
- I have always loved Las Vegas. It's a traditional place for lounge comics to perform, and I love that. Always Loved
- I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at. All
- I like doing a funny show where I don't have to act and fall in love with a girl. Act
- I love writing - it's the best. But I really hate collaboration. Best
- I never do impressions, but I probably should. People like that stuff. Impression
- I never had any interest in sitcoms or motion pictures or anything like that. Any
- I think clever people think that poor people are stupid. Clever
- I would love to stay at SNL forever. But you can't stay in the same place. People think you're a loser. Forever
- I'm a huge sports fan but have no interest in minutiae. I don't remember who won Super Bowls five years ago or listen to sports… Ago
- If you're watching a comedian on television and he's making a political point, I would say he's gotten too serious. Comedian
- In terms of merit, sports has mathematical statistics. That's how you know who the best player is. Best
- It got very tedious saying the same jokes in the same way with the same attitude. Attitude
- Stand-up has the best writers, because it's the hardest writing by a million miles. Best
- When I was a kid, everybody that played golf was an old man. Until Tiger showed up, they weren't in very good shape. Everybody
- Whenever I do theaters, I don't like 'em. I don't think they're right for stand-up. Ems
- You can't love your team without hating another team. Another Team
- Compared to politics, I think sports is funnier, because it's inconsequential. And politics can be real important and all that. The more pointless something is,… All
- I don't have any ego about it, but I find there's not a great work ethic in show business. A lot of people are in… Almost Nothing
- I sort of have open invitations from a lot of people to do TV. But it's very hard for me to do roles in sitcoms… Actor