Noel Fielding

Things are different in the fantasy world Towels are different in the fantasy world Shows are different in the fantasy world Dancing's…

— Noel Fielding

The trouble is, the older you get, it's hard to find time to make a film: it's a year to write, a…

— Noel Fielding

The Goons were always one of our favourites; we always felt we were in that tradition - Goons, Monty Python, Peter Cook,…

— Noel Fielding

I always wanted to travel around and see lots of America, I'd never been to Boston, I'd never been to San Francisco…

— Noel Fielding

I played football for a long time when I was a kid, and then I went to art college and turned my…

— Noel Fielding

My friends who have kids look like they haven't been to bed for a year.

— Noel Fielding

There was a big age difference between me and my brothers - about 10 years - so I was an only child…

— Noel Fielding

I don't pick stuff up, I knock stuff down!

— Noel Fielding

When I was three or four, I was really good at drawing and painting, and everyone used to say, "You're going to…

— Noel Fielding

My first gigs were at university: I'd dress up as Jesus, jump off a cross and dance to a Mick Jagger song.…

— Noel Fielding

For the second series of 'Luxury Comedy', I tried to drop the 'Noel Fielding' from it. I thought that would make it…

— Noel Fielding

Gay people are all like Superman. You have to be quite strong to be gay - or to be different in any…

— Noel Fielding

I'm a mischievous drunk.

— Noel Fielding

Over the years, I've trained my hair to do what I say, and it's usually well behaved. I often reward my hair…

— Noel Fielding

We got everythin' we need here. We got Baileys, creamy, and, um... everythin' good. I'll get ya another Baileys

— Noel Fielding

I've been writing the show with Nigel Coan, the director of 'Luxury Comedy', and Tom Meeten. Three's good. With two, you can…

— Noel Fielding

I guess standup is really painting pictures with words - especially for me, as I describe quite fantastical, visual things. My art…

— Noel Fielding

I start getting bored and misbehaving if I don't work hard. It's fine when you're younger - you go out a lot…

— Noel Fielding

I hated school, so when I got to this place with other people who could draw and were interested in wearing makeup,…

— Noel Fielding

People like to put you a box. I've always been the wrong shape. Maybe you are, too. I think all the people…

— Noel Fielding

My mum and dad are both really funny. My granddad's really funny. My uncle's really funny. Everyone's really funny. You have to…

— Noel Fielding

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— Noel Fielding

Kids feel like they can approach me, which is nice. I've created this character who's like a child-man.

— Noel Fielding

I hate recycling. I don't think it exists. I think they've made it up to give people jobs. They deliver these stupid…

— Noel Fielding

I've got it all in here ultra violets, flying saucers, strawberry bootlace come on get involved.

— Noel Fielding