Noel Fielding

“oh you know........ not brilliant”

— Noel Fielding

I've always had a good imagination. If I saw a sitcom, and everything was made out of cheese, I wouldn't go 'What?'…

— Noel Fielding

I visited a friend in Leicester recently. It was 4am and we all ran around in a circle, six of us. It’s…

— Noel Fielding

I think the more you party and the more you get drunk, the more your soul starts to evaporate, and eventually, you're…

— Noel Fielding

When we went to America, Robin Williams came to the gig, and Mike Myers had lunch with us and wanted to write…

— Noel Fielding

I love the Boosh, but there were so many people around us that it became a cash cow. Everyone's going, 'Do this.…

— Noel Fielding

It's impossible to be unhappy while wearing a poncho!

— Noel Fielding

When I was a little kid I wanted to be Face. I thought, cos I had blond hair and he did too,…

— Noel Fielding

There's something amazing about tea. It's good before a meal, after a meal, when drunk, when taking drugs, while playing football and…

— Noel Fielding

My mum and dad are massive Bowie fans, so I grew up listening to his music.

— Noel Fielding

I can't write unless I've got the voice for a character.

— Noel Fielding

When I'm 70 I might be a man in a park just wandering around, speaking in tongues with kids throwing bread at me.

— Noel Fielding

I've got a beautiful kitchen, which looks like a '60s version of space, with silver chrome, orange glass work surfaces, and brown…

— Noel Fielding

I'll be seen as eccentric, like Vic Reeves or Spike Milligan, which would be amazing. But I suppose I'm in this weird…

— Noel Fielding

All my friends got dogs and cats for Christmas, and I got a starfish called Roy. I used to take him down…

— Noel Fielding

I never did that badly with women when I wasn't on telly, but it's a bit out of control now. Women try…

— Noel Fielding

I quite like bacon sandwiches because they're colourful. Mashed potato on toast is fine. But colourful and easy to eat is best.

— Noel Fielding

“This my friends is an outrage”

— Noel Fielding

Fantasy Man's my favourite, I think, because he's sort of like Don Quixote. He lives in a fantasy world, but he gets…

— Noel Fielding

I love the Marx Brothers.

— Noel Fielding

You must have stuck a finger up your arse at least once.

— Noel Fielding

It's very difficult once you've been on telly because people know what you do. They give you a little bit of grace…

— Noel Fielding

A lot of people think I must be like Vince Noir. He's a bit like a child. He doesn't have any malice.…

— Noel Fielding

The film-maker Alejandro Jodorowsky - his films are hard to watch - they're so dense and rich - but they're probably the…

— Noel Fielding

It is scary playing someone you know. You don't want to let him down.

— Noel Fielding