If I don't know how to respond to a text I just won't reply until you text me again. — Muniir Zero Reply Copy Share Image
Sluts: their legs spread so easy, I can't believe it's not butter. — Muniir Zero Butter Copy Share Image
He broke her heart. She broke his X-Box. We all know who cried harder. — Muniir Zero Cried Copy Share Image
Any women looking to make a mistake tonight. I'm volunteering to be that mistake — Muniir Zero Failure Copy Share Image
Telling someone I had a dream about you is code for: I had a dream we f*cked and now I want to. — Muniir Zero Code Copy Share Image
Monday, that better not be your ugly ass peeking around the corner — Muniir Zero Around the corner Copy Share Image
In the 19th century a man with 2 penises and woman with two vaginas were a living couple. — Muniir Zero 19th century Copy Share Image
Daytime naps improve memory and cut the risk of heart disease. — Muniir Zero Disease Copy Share Image
Being In a Relationship Isn't About The Kissing,The Dates, The Surprises Given or The Show-offs, , , , Its About Being With… — Muniir Zero Dating Copy Share Image
Love is possible after friendship, but friendship is not possible after love, , , , That's just because medicines can work before… — Muniir Zero Death Copy Share Image
(ï' ôï) ¿.¢*è'*..ø.* ô*.ø.¢´ Every woman wants a man who respects her for her values, virtues and ethics. She wants a man… — Muniir Zero Character Copy Share Image
9 Deadly Words Used By Women 1) Fine This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right… — Muniir Zero Attitude Copy Share Image
Wait for the boy who pursues you. The one who will make an ordinary moment seem magical; the kind of boy who… — Muniir Zero A real man Copy Share Image
If you have someone who understands you, who is patient to you, who loves you genuinely, who cares about you, who respects… — Muniir Zero I love you Copy Share Image
*Girl and Boy talking on the phone* Girl: what ? why did you call ? it's midnight .. Boy: babe., I have… — Muniir Zero Boy Copy Share Image
Guys Read It Girls Do Smile 10 Ways to Melt a Woman's Heart 1. Call Her When you're feeling Sad, 2. Ask… — Muniir Zero Cute love Copy Share Image
I admit that some people dont like me for who I am, for my attitude, for my expressions, for my style¦But I… — Muniir Zero Attitude Copy Share Image
Why do so many people frown upon those that have beautiful relationships? I don't see many folks in relationships frowning upon single… — Muniir Zero Relationships Copy Share Image
The Titanic II is currently being built and will set sail in 2016. — Muniir Zero Sail Copy Share Image
Sometimes quiet people really do have a lot to say...they're just being careful about who they open up to... — Muniir Zero Life Copy Share Image
You can say I'm sorry, I Love You, I'm here for you a million times. infact you can say anything you want… — Muniir Zero I love you Copy Share Image
FAKE FRIENDS - Never ask for food... REAL FRIENDS - Are the reason you have NO food FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents… — Muniir Zero Fake friends Copy Share Image
One day l ll leave da world nd neva cum bak, u ll cry wen look at my number in yo fone… — Muniir Zero Books Copy Share Image
M O T H E R M is for the Million things she gave me, O means Only that shes growing old,… — Muniir Zero Growing old Copy Share Image
Four Married Men are at a BAR. MAN 1 : Imagine, my pregnant wife was reading a novel called ONE BROWN GAL,… — Muniir Zero Black hair Copy Share Image
Most of you guys think just because a girl is nice to them, it means 'she wants the D.' No, Just because… — Muniir Zero Happiness Copy Share Image
HE ONLY WANTED 1 THING FROM YOU He only wanted 1 thing from you from the start. That is why he always… — Muniir Zero Communication Copy Share Image
