“A boot up the ass could be considered a 'nudge' right?” — Molly Harper Contemporary-comedy Copy Share Image
“This is how southern woman worked all peaches in cream laced with arsenic ” — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Delicious baked goods were the great work hostility equalizer, no matter how unorthodox the workplace.” — Molly Harper Baked goods Copy Share Image
“When you’ve taken all you can, walk away. Be the bigger person. Or at least find a bigger person.” — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“What do you want from me, Maggie? Advice? Absolution? Go forth and be a bitch no more.” — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Note to self: Try to stop reacting to surprises like a cartoon character.” Jane Jameson” — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“You’ve got sex hair … or crazy cat lady hair. They’re remarkably similar.” — Molly Harper Cat lady Copy Share Image
“My mother had spent one hundred dollars on shipping to send me cookies, antimeat propaganda, and laxatives.” — Molly Harper Parenting Copy Share Image
“He’s wearing a T-shirt that says, ‘One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.’ I don’t think I’ve ever seen a vampire in… — Molly Harper Tequila Copy Share Image
“Most of the funeral stuff is going to be done during daylight hours,” I said. “I’m not even going to be able… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Get the point?" I asked, offering the boys a triumphant smile. Gabriel, Zeb, and Dick stared at me, aghast. "What? Sarcastic postkill… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“I want to be cremated. And I want my ashes spread over the lake, so I’m always with you, hangin’ around, silently… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“We don’t have problems”, Gabriel insisted. You killed someone! I killed someone for you! Well, pardon me if I don’t think that’s… — Molly Harper Gabriel Copy Share Image
Vampires have bright eyes glistening white teeth unnaturally smooth skin and a certain animal magnetism. If they aren't pretty they starve. It's… — Molly Harper Animal Copy Share Image
“You're right, it was a bad phone," I said, lifting an eyebrow. "Look at it, lying there, all superior. The phone had… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“To the highly organized mind, death is just another adventure. ‘That’s from Harry Potter,’ I said. ‘Dumbledore said it in the first… — Molly Harper Death Copy Share Image
“I've never understood why people pick Noah's ark for a nursery theme anyway." Andrea said breezily... Really", I snorted. "I mean, who… — Molly Harper Natural disaster Copy Share Image
“What are you running from?" That put a damper on the fluttering lashes. "Columbia House Music Club," I said, recovering my snarkiness… — Molly Harper House music Copy Share Image
“It seems kind of light for a dozen books. I think it's probably that unnatural number of Jason Statham DVDs you ordered."… — Molly Harper Action movie Copy Share Image
“You want to stab me again, don't you?" He didn't look at all ashamed. "Think of it as testing the limits of… — Molly Harper Funny Copy Share Image
“Up until two years ago, I was one of the top-selling real estate agents in the tricounty area. I went to a… — Molly Harper Jane-jameson Copy Share Image
“I was just turned last week. I'm a librarian." He stilled, as if I'd just told him I was the inventor of… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Jane gave me an expression she called the “stink-eye.” I returned it with the bitch-brow. And we sat back and let the… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“And soon we were just rolling around on the ground, cursing and screeching and ripping out handfuls of hair. Without super hearing,… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Eva seemed to be on some sort of mission to work her evil/cute baby magic on me. Ever since she'd started toddling… — Molly Harper Goals Copy Share Image
“Johnny Cash had all of the same talents and problems as Elvis - a poor upbringing in the rural South exposure to… — Molly Harper Drug abuse Copy Share Image
“In a werewolf pack, you cannot interfere with the mate choice of a clan fellow. You cannot intentionally harm that werewolf’s chosen… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“I opened my mouth, but I just couldn't find the words to express the mishmash of frustration and plain old mad I… — Molly Harper Communication Copy Share Image
“She tried to hurt Fitz!" He turned to Gabriel and Dick. "That'll get her mad. " Gabriel rolled his eyes. "She's been… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“And how is Jamie doing?" "Fine. He seems to be spending a lot of time in the shower," I noted quietly, my… — Molly Harper Humor Copy Share Image
“Sophie was a walking truth serum. If she was touching bare skin, she could yank the truth out of you like a… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Besides if we went to jail I would sell you for cigarettes.” — Molly Harper Cigarettes Copy Share Image
“Why is your fiancée insisting that I dress like Naomi from Mama’s Family?” — Molly Harper Family Copy Share Image
“You can’t just leave a Mississippi Mud Mountain half-eaten! We leave no cupcake behind!” — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“To say I had some pent-up anger would be like saying Britney Spears had minor impulse-control issues.” — Molly Harper Anger Copy Share Image
“Did I just get psychically pimp-slapped by a little old lady?” — Molly Harper Funny Copy Share Image
“Leaving knots untied and scattering seeds to distract them will only work on vampires with OCD.” — Molly Harper Funny Copy Share Image
