“I value my time so much that undressing is the only thing I am willing to do for sex.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Buddhism Copy Share Image
“In the Bible, a woman was made from a man. In real life, a man is made from a woman.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Adam and eve Copy Share Image
“A push-up bra is to a woman’s chest … what 'breathing-in' is to a man’s stomach.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“To hear how great your friends think you are: fake your death, or, get married.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“There is so much woman in many a girl and too much boy in many a man.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Adolescence Copy Share Image
“Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Employee Copy Share Image
“Never deny others their right to criticize or to hate you, and yourself your right to ignore them.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“What is meant figuratively by ‘mindfulness’ is meant literally by ‘mindlessness’.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Ego Copy Share Image
“Technically, you cannot really own a book you bought; you can only own the sheets of paper your copy is printed on;… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Book Copy Share Image
“Most parents are not really ‘supportive’ because they want their kid(s) to succeed; they ‘support’ their kid(s) as an attempt to avoid… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Child Copy Share Image
“Closing one’s eyes when praying doesn’t increase the odds of the prayer being answered. It merely decreases the odds of being distracted.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Church Copy Share Image
“We sometimes congratulate someone, not because we value or find worthy what they have just achieved, but only because we fear coming… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Achievement Copy Share Image
“You know you are capitalism’s ideal puppet (and that education betrayed you) when winning the lottery is your only chance to realizing… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Capitalism Copy Share Image
“In a patriarchal society, one of the most important functions of the institution of the family is to make feel like a… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Authority Copy Share Image
“Being a person is not nearly as overrated as having played a part in the initiation of the process that has led… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Anthropocentrism Copy Share Image
“To ask a man whether or not he has a girlfriend is to talk about his sex life. If you disagree with… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Adage Copy Share Image
“The present is an eternal attempt to separate the past from the future.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Eternal Copy Share Image
“Some marry because they are in love. Others marry to have sex ... without the guilt.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Dating Copy Share Image
“The employed are punished by having to do what they do not love. The self-employed are punished by the opposite.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Periods are a period when nature forces prostitutes to go on leave.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Employment Copy Share Image
“In a materialistic society, an employed boy is older than an unemployed man.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Age Copy Share Image
“We ought to readily share our successes with those with whom we readily share our problems.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Confidant Copy Share Image
“To be called insane: challenge convention. To be called possessed: challenge religion.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Challenge Copy Share Image
“Some people will insult your intelligence by suddenly being nice or nicer to you once you make it … or they think… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Aphorism Copy Share Image
“The height of a man’s wall or fence is usually a reflection of the depth or shallowness of his neighbours’ pockets.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A politician often uses an example or analogy as an attempt to make us forget the question he or she is supposedly… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Critical thinking Copy Share Image
“Money cannot buy you love. But it sure can buy you things that some people will love you for having.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Dating Copy Share Image
“There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Adultery Copy Share Image
“A slice of bread eaten is a million times more nourishing than a loaf of bread imagined.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Bread Copy Share Image
“Man cannot be homophobic without having concerned himself with another’s sex life.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Hatred Copy Share Image
“To some believers, being on the pill or using a condom is a nonverbal way of telling God to go to hell.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Adage Copy Share Image
“A face-lift is a woman’s attempt to lower the odds of the next person accurately guessing her age.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Age Copy Share Image
“If life really begins at forty, then all poor people die in their teens.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Death Copy Share Image
“For the most difficult way to be retweeted, or, liked: be thought-provoking. For the easiest way: quote Oprah, or, the Bible.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Bible Copy Share Image
“When it comes to sex: some men treat women as objects; some women treat objects as men.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Dating Copy Share Image
“A good spice often deceives us into thinking that someone is a good cook.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Just before we have sex, the question often is: To pee, or not to pee?” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Foreplay Copy Share Image
“You know you’ve reached the end of a relationship: when your lover now demands that your jokes be funny before they laugh.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Comedy Copy Share Image
“Being HIV positive doesn’t necessarily mean that you are going to die before each and every person who is HIV negative.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“For humans, not fearing death is 99% a blessing, and only 1% a curse.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Adventure Copy Share Image
