I heard of bad breath before but yours could knock a buzzard offf a shit wagon — George Carlin Copy Share Image
To My Future Partner; we ain't kissing in the morning until we brush our teeth hate bad breath. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How can someone have bad breath and not know it? Like how can you not smell your own stinky breath. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
A bad mood is like bad breath. Both are wrong to inflict onto others — Dennis Prager Copy Share Image
Love is the scent of a sleeping back, death a slight draft of bad breath. — Richard Flanagan Copy Share Image
“Could it be that I have bad breath, Tom? Well, Ed, if you’re worried about that, try today’s new Ubik, with powerful… — Philip K. Dick Copy Share Image
“And Nate? You kiss like a slobbering dog, you have bad breath, and you wouldn't know how to punch the right buttons… — Elizabeth Eulberg Copy Share Image
What I might have considered good, good doesn't mean every day is going to be perfect, you're not going to have bad… — Paula White Copy Share Image
“Derek got in my face, close enough for me to smell his bad breath and get a zoom on his zits. One… — Jordan Dane Copy Share Image
If we cry more tears we will ruin the land with salt; instead let's praise that which would distract us with despair.… — Joy Harjo Copy Share Image
Whenever I talk to a really good-looking person with bad breath I always think to myself, 'Good. You deserve it.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Champagne does have one regular drawback: swilled as a regular thing a certain sourness settles in the tummy, and the result is… — Truman Capote Copy Share Image
And anyway, considering that her mother dies and her boyfriend's spending a small fortune to get high off someone else's bad breath,… — Rachel Vincent Copy Share Image
I have reason to believe my Facebook friends have bad breath due to not posting that they are going to brush their… — Jessica Rosa Copy Share Image
If a man can make me laugh and stimulate me intellectually, then I wouldn't mind if he was 4 ft. 8 in.… — Olga Kurylenko Copy Share Image
I don't mean to be insolent. I'm truthful. I tell the truth and the truth sometimes hurts. For instance, you have bad… — Robert Cormier Copy Share Image
“Until woman as she is can drive this plastic spectre out of her own and her man's imagination she will continue to… — Germaine Greer Copy Share Image
When I say "dogs", I'm talking about dogs, which are large, bounding, salivating animals, usually with bad breath. I am not talking… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“The thing about life is that it goes on. You wake up and there is the sun like always. There is your… — M.H. Herlong Copy Share Image
“Nobody wants to worship you if you have the same problems, the same bad breath and messy hair and hangnails, as a… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“ You fell asleep right when she was about to find out her mother’s secret. How dare you. I’ll be back tomorrow… — Colleen Hoover Copy Share Image
“I Not my best side, I'm afraid. The artist didn't give me a chance to Pose properly, and as you can see,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Whatever. I can't even imagine having a fiance." "You probably have one, you know." I stared at him. "Excuse me?" "Your dad… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
Honestly, when a guy loves you, he won't care if you have bad breath in the morning, he'll still kiss you. He… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I melt and swell at the moment of landing when one wheel thuds on the runway but the plane leans to one… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Billy covered his head with his blanket. He always covered his head when his mother came to see him in the mental… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“His behavior wasn’t helping his Q points at all. He’d been making attempts to engage in conversation with almost everyone, but once… — Corey Taylor Copy Share Image
“You will know if you are too acidic if you get sick often, get urinary tract infections, suffer from headaches, and have… — Natalia Rose Copy Share Image
“At the point where he, today's Ivan Ilyich, began to emerge, all the pleasures that had seemed so real melted away now… — Leo Tolstoy Copy Share Image
