“Alcohol is one of the quickest vehicles with which we escape shyness, our problems, and self-consciousness, for a few hours.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Alcohol Copy Share Image
“Some people would have killed themselves and/or someone else if they were single; and some people would not have done that.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Adage Copy Share Image
“We sometimes try to impress people we just met by not trying to impress them.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Acquaintance Copy Share Image
“Politics and Sport were invented to give unknowledgeable people an opportunity to share their knowledge.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Ignorance Copy Share Image
“Generally, a woman would rather be married to any man that she doesn’t hate, than remain unmarried to a man that she… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Dating Copy Share Image
To leave a man's ego bigger, retweet him. To leave his faculty of reasoning better, challenge his tweet. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Agreement Copy Share Image
“Though man needs to live to believe, he does not need to believe to live.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Beliefs Copy Share Image
“Today, the world rewards those with creative and intellectual muscles. So, women and skinny men need to shut up and start thinking.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Creativity Copy Share Image
“If we were not impressed by job titles, suits, and jargon, we would demand that financial advisors show us their personal bank… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Adage Copy Share Image
“Most people do not mind having a house that is smaller and/or a car that is cheaper than their neighbours’, as long… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Saying that you do not remember something or someone is a less embarrassing or hurtful way of saying that you do not… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Acquaintance Copy Share Image
“The length of the life of the consumer of the product is, to the vast majority of food manufacturers, not nearly as… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Capitalism Copy Share Image
“In some cases, you can tell how somebody is being treated by their own boss from the way they are treating someone… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Adage Copy Share Image
“Somebody is born. Somebody goes to school. Somebody learns to conform. Somebody types a CV. Somebody gets a job. Somebody follows orders.… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“When a man's bank balance becomes too small, his woman flees. For a man to do the same, his woman's body —… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Most human beings would have never been pained by the death of a human being if they had never seen a human… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Adage Copy Share Image
“Most of most politicians’ answers are long-winded implicit ways of saying: ‘I don’t know’ or ‘I don’t want you to know’.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Demagogue Copy Share Image
“Death devours not only those who have been cooked by old age; it also feasts on those who are half-cooked and even… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Adage Copy Share Image
“One of the main downsides of not being poor or broke is that you are quick to replace even what can be… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Appliance Copy Share Image
“Give a typical employee a million, and, he is most likely to use the money to print his CV on fancier paper.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Curriculum-vitae Copy Share Image
“We’re all geniuses. Life is merely overpopulated with singers who play drums, and, drummers who sing, to pay rent.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“When coming to making kids: Size doesn’t count, it’s sperm count that counts.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Child Copy Share Image
“Having the money to buy something, or pay someone, often robs us of an opportunity to be creative.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Business Copy Share Image
“Not every happy person is rich, and, Not every rich person is happy.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Happiness Copy Share Image
“Retirement is a stage where an employer discards an employee that he cannot exploit further.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Employee Copy Share Image
“*Forever* is an illusion that human beings promise each other when they are horny, or, trying to appear holy.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“A philosopher philosophizes what people need to hear. A motivational speaker speaks what people want to hear.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Motivation Copy Share Image
“The last time everyone loved or at least liked everyone was when the world had a population of about 4.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Adage Copy Share Image
“12% of employees eat because they are hungry. 88% of employees eat because it is 1 o’clock.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“For the duration of his erection: To a horny man, all women are the most beautiful woman in the world.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Beautiful woman Copy Share Image
“Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Angelic Copy Share Image
“Not smoking is not an achievement. Like virginity, it comes standard.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Achievement Copy Share Image
“While having one’s assertions challenged might be bad for an unintelligent man’s ego; it sure is good for his intellect.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Argument Copy Share Image
“We are sometimes dragged into a pit of unhappiness by someone else’s opinion that we do not look happy.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Agony Copy Share Image
“An 'Employee of the Month' is a titled given to someone who best helped someone else actualize their dream—in that particular month.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Some women sleep their way to the top. Most men sleep their way to the bottom.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“The boring thing with 'No sex before marriage' is that kids will never get to attend their parents’ wedding.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Success is subjective. Your dream bank balance could be someone else’s nightmare.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Dream Copy Share Image
“We cannot really experience something while we are thinking, not even the act of thinking.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Mediation Copy Share Image
“There is nothing morally wrong with buying stolen goods, unless you know that they were stolen.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Adage Copy Share Image
