“For the most expensive way to realize an orgasm, men open their wallets. For the cheapest, they close their eyes.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Eyes Copy Share Image
“A child is one of the most common results of the lack or loss of self-control.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Antinatalism Copy Share Image
“The less knowledgeable a nation is, the more 'miracles' the nation has.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Divided-and-conquered Copy Share Image
“Your friends love you for who you are. Your family loves you for what you are.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Family Copy Share Image
“Taking good care of your husband or wife is the best way to thank their parent or parents for having taken good… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Aphorism Copy Share Image
“The sight of an obese poor man — like that of a skinny rich man — is puzzling.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Money Copy Share Image
“We live life passively whenever we are not practicing mindfulness.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Life Copy Share Image
“Eating a salad (in public) is an overweight person’s attempt to appear in control.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Control Copy Share Image
“For their holidays: the rich go see the world; the poor go see their parents.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Children Copy Share Image
“Most employees are smarter than their employers. All employers are braver than their employees.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Bravery Copy Share Image
“Most women have low standards. All they strive for is a highly paid man.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Dating Copy Share Image
“You don’t really need to be intelligent to be a 'top student.' All that you have to do is to forget the… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Education Copy Share Image
“Adults who use big words in order to seem intelligent are annoying, especially those who are not intelligent.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Adage Copy Share Image
“To halve the number of asses that you’re required to kiss: double your dependency on yourself.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Dependency Copy Share Image
“Some people aren’t really light-teethed; they’re merely dark-skinned.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Dark Copy Share Image
“The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Some people make it extremely difficult to continue believing that complaining is not one of the basic human needs.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Basic needs Copy Share Image
“He who frowns when they say that he sucks shouldn’t smile when they say that he rocks.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“He who fails to achieve a dream set by himself is more honorable than he who succeeds in achieving a dream set… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Mindfulness is the extremely difficult art of leaving the past and the future alone.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Art Copy Share Image
“Some people ate less food less often when they each had a home than they now do as hobos.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Aphorism Copy Share Image
“Most poor people do not really aspire to end poverty; they merely aspire to escape it.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Adage Copy Share Image
“Mindfulness makes a year feel like a decade, whereas mindlessness does the opposite.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Anxiety Copy Share Image
“With regards to getting laid and getting AIDS: Being interesting can be an interesting guy’s downfall.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“One of the main roles of our financial problems is to weed out our fake friends.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Courtship is an activity whereby one losses oneself … whilst trying to win someone’s love.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Courtship Copy Share Image
“To some people, employment is a distraction. To all entertainers, distraction is employment.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Distraction Copy Share Image
“A phone call should be a convenience to the caller, not an inconvenience to the called.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“In any sane society, a farmer is a billion times more important than an economist.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Economist Copy Share Image
“Once born, how long a man will live matters. Once dead, how long he has lived doesn’t.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Birth Copy Share Image
“Our mind cannot be freed into the present moment while we are caged by the illusion of multitasking.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Be ashamed not of being single, or, unemployed. That comes standard.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Ashamed Copy Share Image
“Two of the biggest problems with language is that you can say what you do not mean to say, and that you… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Ambiguity Copy Share Image
“Marriage is the commodification of affection, copulation, and, reproduction.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Affection Copy Share Image
“Thou shalt not follow someone, merely because they are following you.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Christianity Copy Share Image
“We, when invited to hang out with and by our friend, are often a Plan B, a Plan C, or even a… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“Menstruation annoys the most females who lack the desire to someday fall pregnant.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Childfree Copy Share Image
“With success comes the never-ending task of blocking or weeding out fake friends.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“If nature really acknowledged the so-called women’s month, the entire month would have been period-pains-free.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
