All Maureen Johnson Quotes
- Don't get stabbed. It makes everything awkward. Awkward
- There is no normal. I've never met a normal person. The concept is flawed. It implies that there is only one way people are supposed… Concept
- I don't know if there is actually more rain here in England, or if it was just that the rain seemed to be so deliberately… Annoying
- This is England," he explained. "Tell someone it's a procedure, and they'll believe you. The pointless procedure is one of our great natural resources. Believe
- Oh, the ongoing love affair between hair and mouths. Hair always goes for the mouth. The mouth opens, and hair says, "I'm going in! I'm… Affair
- Life is always going to be a series of ouch-making moments, and the question was, was I going to go all fetal position, or was… All
- Some nutter's gone and pulled a Jack the Ripper. Gone
- You'd been petting a stuffed dog?' she said 'A dead one?' 'It was a really well stuffed dog' I clarified. 'I have seen some bad… Anyone
- Sometimes people graduate but they don't leave. They hang around for years, for no reason. I would think of ghosts like that, I decided. Alumni
- Although it was very cold, he wore no coat. I think some English people think coats are for the weak. Coat