Matt Rife

I never plan to do crowd work, and I always emphasize that if you're coming to my show exclusively to see that,…

— Matt Rife

I'd love to box Harry Styles.

— Matt Rife

You can say whatever you want. Now, you have to prepare for repercussions.

— Matt Rife

Sometimes you're so close to something, or it's still so new that you can't find humor in it yet.

— Matt Rife

I'm busy 23 hours a day. I sleep terribly. So, that one hour a day at the gym is my hour of…

— Matt Rife

I've just never been one for a lot of the people in L.A. It's not who the majority of my fans are.

— Matt Rife

Sometimes people need to laugh to heal through the things that make them uncomfortable.

— Matt Rife

The comedy community does not like me at all. It's ego-driven and competitive. Everyone's jealous of everybody, and I've been there.

— Matt Rife

I don't feel like I lost any female fans. I felt like I lost people who built an image of me that…

— Matt Rife

Most kids were watching cartoons while I was watching some of the greatest comedians of all time.

— Matt Rife

My way of dealing with haters has definitely changed. I used to be allowed to just fire back and hurt someone's feelings…

— Matt Rife

I was able to buy my mom a house, employ my friends, and accomplish dreams I never thought possible - like selling…

— Matt Rife

My grandpa used to take me to the Columbus Funny Bone in Ohio every Wednesday.

— Matt Rife

People are allowed to like different things than you. People are allowed to laugh at different things than you.

— Matt Rife

I had 12 minutes in my first special about how ridiculous it is that people think I'm good-looking, when my entire life…

— Matt Rife

You can say whatever you want. Now, you have to prepare for repercussions. But at the end of the day, it all…

— Matt Rife

If people think I'm a heartthrob, cool; as long as you respect my comedy and like to laugh, you can think whatever…

— Matt Rife

I pride myself on making my comedy for everybody. It's not for a specific demographic.

— Matt Rife

I'm not a jukebox. You can't expect a certain song for me to come and play.

— Matt Rife

You don't want to walk on stage and people are looking at your arms rather than listening to your jokes. I think…

— Matt Rife

I couldn't sell any tickets at any comedy club, I wasn't getting any kind of break. So going from playing clubs for…

— Matt Rife

The majority of my material comes from first-hand experiences, so sometimes it just has to come to me, I can't force it.

— Matt Rife

In order for something to come to fruition, you have to be able to take on all the tasks.

— Matt Rife

Good looking is not good for comedy.

— Matt Rife

I've been incredibly lucky.

— Matt Rife