Old among the young, poor among the rich, I adopt an air of indefinable superiority. — Mason Cooley Air Copy Share Image
When I try to portray to myself my heart's desire, nothing happens. — Mason Cooley Desire Copy Share Image
Civilization must be destroyed. The hairy saints Of the North have earned thiscrumb by their complaints. — Mason Cooley Things happen for a reason Copy Share Image
I would like to be a figment of my own imagination, but belly and bowels will not permit. — Mason Cooley Belly Copy Share Image
Politics inflame the passions in a way that few beloveds can match. — Mason Cooley Love Copy Share Image
Some marriages depend on domestic arguments the way the courts depend on litigation. — Mason Cooley Argument Copy Share Image
Forgetting and remembering are governed by laws, but we cannot find out what they are. — Mason Cooley Forget Copy Share Image
If I had found the words I was looking for, I would not have read so much. — Mason Cooley Found Copy Share Image
Boredom turns to panic if my beloved leaves before the usual time. — Mason Cooley Beloved Copy Share Image
Telescopes and binoculars endanger the ever-distant sublime. — Mason Cooley Binoculars Copy Share Image
The limitations of pleasure cannot be overcome by more pleasure. — Mason Cooley Limitation Copy Share Image
The ravaged face in the mirror hides the enchanting youth that is the real me. — Mason Cooley Enchanting Copy Share Image
Since events are not metaphors, the literal-minded have a certain advantage in dealing with them. — Mason Cooley Advantage Copy Share Image
Imprudence gets us into more trouble than actual misdeeds do. — Mason Cooley Misdeeds Copy Share Image
The rich are never as possessed by their riches as the poor are by their poverty. — Mason Cooley Money Copy Share Image