Fail, and your friends feel superior. Succeed, and they feel resentful. — Mason Cooley Failure Copy Share Image
Young poets bewail the passing of love; old poets, the passing of time. There is surprisingly little difference. — Mason Cooley Love Copy Share Image
Death is just around the corner. If only it would stay there. — Mason Cooley Around the corner Copy Share Image
For some, bottles of liquor gleam like the towers of Eldorado. — Mason Cooley Alcoholism Copy Share Image
Lechery is secretive, but must finally reveal itself to at least one. — Mason Cooley Lechery Copy Share Image
The hysterical find too much significance in things. The depressed find too little. — Mason Cooley Hysterical Copy Share Image
Pornography and cooking shows have created two new spectator sports. — Mason Cooley Cooking Copy Share Image
I reject all evidence that my fabulous beloved is an ordinary person who worries, watches TV, and has bouts of indigestion. — Mason Cooley Beloved Copy Share Image
Pessimists fear becoming the dupes of Hope. Optimists enjoy Hope's company, and consider being duped no great matter. — Mason Cooley Becoming Copy Share Image
In bridge clubs and in councils of state, the passions are the same. — Mason Cooley Clubs Copy Share Image
The New York action painters want their pictures to jump off the walls and chase you down the street. — Mason Cooley Action Copy Share Image
