All Marc Maron Quotes
- Buying my wife a gun sort of like me saying, ' You know, I kinda want to kill myself, but I want it to be… Buying
- It seems people are more willing to let other people control their minds now and recreational drug use doesn't seem to have that same renegade… Adventure
- I've had this look for about a year. I usually grow this beard out around Christmas. I like to go to malls dressed as Jesus,… Around Christmas
- I believe in God... just in case. It's like there's some list somewhere and you don't want to be on it. I don't want to… Atheism
- I was married once before, and I stopped. Inspirational
- If you can't afford the good food or if you can't afford health care or if you don't have a job or if your car… Afford
- Faith in the face of disappointment is only enhanced by laughter in the face of pain. Disappointment
- That's an animal fable about humility. If you survive your mistake, you must learn from it. Accept that you're fragile, vulnerable, and sometimes stupid. Realize… Accept
- Some of you may be perfectly happy with mediocrity. Some of you will get nothing but heartbreak. Some of you will be heralded as geniuses… All
- That’s the big challenge of life—to chisel disappointment into wisdom so people respect you and you don’t annoy your friends with your whining. Annoy
- When you actually meet the devil and he offers you a deal most artists eventually negotiate. Actually Meet
- People who have babies tell me I will know a love that is beyond anything I can imagine, and a joy that is indescribable. Love… Babies
- The truth is, I can’t read anything with any distance. Every book is a self-help book to me. Just having them makes me feel better. Any
- The next evolutionary step is into the screen. Evolutionary
- Is it hard to make a living in show business? Yeah. Business
- You know when you make popcorn there are always those fluffy white kernels that are fun and good to eat but there are also always… Black
- Comedy is obviously a matter of personal taste and the world always needs a clown and some people have no taste at all and any… All
- Surveillance induced morality: relics of cultural retardation. Cultural
- As a performer you are being used to keep people watching so the commercial endorsements that support the network can be seen by as many… Commercial
- We’re built to deal with death, disease, failure, struggle, heartbreak, problems. It’s what separates us from the animals and why we envy and love animals… All
- I’m glad to be part of the war on sadness. I’m a part time employee of the illusion that keeps people stupid. Employee
- In most cases the only difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment. Cases
- I'm sad to see the passing of the great drug warriors. I certainly did my part in that battle and I don't regret any of… Any
- On some level any appearance on Television can be seen as a product endorsement. Any
- I think seeing Pryor's first movie, Live In Concert, when I was in high school changed my life. Pryor really put the heart in darkness… Changed