All Marc Maron Quotes
- Show business is one of the few businesses that the devil will actually agree to own just a portion of your soul because he knows… Actually Agree
- Maybe depression is the most reasonable response to all the crap around us. Maybe it's the happy people who need medication. All
- You can't avoid pain in life. It's how you handle pain, that's what defines you. Avoid
- Art is supposed to punch you in the brain, and it's supposed to stay punched. Art
- I'm not for everyone. I'm barely for me. Barely
- Hopefully standup will become special again. Become Special
- I didn't know that people compared Bill Hicks and I but certainly I'm flattered if they do. I knew Bill a bit. We had dinner… Bill
- I think that standup has always been an acquired taste and there was always only a handful of performers that were really inspired. Acquired
- I was also a big Woody Allen fan. When I got into college I listened to Lenny Bruce but it's taken me years to put… Allen
- In the sixties and seventies you could probably name all the great comics. It was still special. All
- I'm not completely sure we aren't all living in a hallucination now. All
- The Internet has usurped the collective unconscious and access to cosmic consciousness has become difficult and almost primitive. Access
- It may have lost its special-ness forever and the clubs might not being doing well but I think standup is in the best shape it… Been
- When I was a young kid I loved Don Rickles, Buddy Hackett and Jackie Vernon. Buddy
- The bile makes it better. I am an information wasting machine - 100s of words a day. Better
- Left wing, right wing, I am wingless and tired of trying to fly. Here comes the ground. Europe
- When I was a bit older I had all of the George Carlin records, all of the Steve Martin records, all of the Cheech and… All
- I didn't really want to kill myself, it just made me feel better to know I could if I wanted to. Better
- We need the children of Indonesia and the Philippines to manufacture our freedom of choice. Children
- It's easy to maintain your integrity when no one is offering to buy it out. Buy
- Have you ever had one of those moments when you look up and realize that you're one of those people you see on the train… Look
- Jerusalem Syndrome is actually a rare psychological condition that occurs to some visitors to the Middle East. They get to Israel and just snap. Condition
- There's a fine line between cultural criticism and bitterness. Bitterness
- I look at every book as a self-help book. Book
- Everyone is a little bitter. We're born bitter. The personality itself is really just a very complex defense mechanism. A reaction to the first time… Bitter