Marc Maron Quotes

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• Buying my wife a gun sort of like me saying, ' You know, I kinda want to kill myself, but I want it to be…
• It seems people are more willing to let other people control their minds now and recreational drug use doesn't seem to have that same renegade…
• I've had this look for about a year. I usually grow this beard out around Christmas. I like to go to malls dressed as Jesus,…
• I believe in God... just in case. It's like there's some list somewhere and you don't want to be on it. I don't want to…
• I was married once before, and I stopped.
• If you can't afford the good food or if you can't afford health care or if you don't have a job or if your car…
• Faith in the face of disappointment is only enhanced by laughter in the face of pain.
• That's an animal fable about humility. If you survive your mistake, you must learn from it. Accept that you're fragile, vulnerable, and sometimes stupid. Realize…
• Some of you may be perfectly happy with mediocrity. Some of you will get nothing but heartbreak. Some of you will be heralded as geniuses…
• That’s the big challenge of life—to chisel disappointment into wisdom so people respect you and you don’t annoy your friends with your whining.
• When you actually meet the devil and he offers you a deal most artists eventually negotiate.
• People who have babies tell me I will know a love that is beyond anything I can imagine, and a joy that is indescribable. Love…
• The truth is, I can’t read anything with any distance. Every book is a self-help book to me. Just having them makes me feel better.
• The next evolutionary step is into the screen.
• Is it hard to make a living in show business? Yeah.
• You know when you make popcorn there are always those fluffy white kernels that are fun and good to eat but there are also always…
• Comedy is obviously a matter of personal taste and the world always needs a clown and some people have no taste at all and any…
• Surveillance induced morality: relics of cultural retardation.
• As a performer you are being used to keep people watching so the commercial endorsements that support the network can be seen by as many…
• We’re built to deal with death, disease, failure, struggle, heartbreak, problems. It’s what separates us from the animals and why we envy and love animals…

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