The bile makes it better. I am an information wasting machine - 100s of words a day. — Marc Maron Bile Copy Share Image
Conversation is a beautiful thing. When I was a younger guy, just wandering around talking to people was what kept me connected… — Marc Maron Beautiful Copy Share Image
I sort of get tired of myself sometimes. When you're busy, your life becomes relatively small. But I don't really get tired… — Marc Maron Busy Copy Share Image
I have a very primitive sense that if I just turn on a radio or the television, that somebody's playing that stuff… — Marc Maron Ifs Copy Share Image
You hope to see an arc of growth in your ability to become a character on television. — Marc Maron Ability Copy Share Image
Left wing, right wing, I am wingless and tired of trying to fly. Here comes the ground. — Marc Maron Europe Copy Share Image
I’m glad to be part of the war on sadness. I’m a part time employee of the illusion that keeps people stupid. — Marc Maron Employee Copy Share Image
I'm sad to see the passing of the great drug warriors. I certainly did my part in that battle and I don't… — Marc Maron Battle Copy Share Image
You get all excited to give her the ring, and it's real emotional, and you give it to her, and she cries.… — Marc Maron Car Copy Share Image
Once I learned how to talk, personally, by myself to any number of people, which means do radio without talking to anyone… — Marc Maron Air Copy Share Image
I was also a big Woody Allen fan. When I got into college I listened to Lenny Bruce but it's taken me… — Marc Maron Bigs Copy Share Image
For 15 years of my life I smoked, I drank, I used to do drugs... but during that time, I never once… — Marc Maron Blood Copy Share Image
My monologues aren't always funny. They're generally thoughtful. Sometimes at different levels of aggravation. And sometimes no aggravation. But the pressure on… — Marc Maron Different Copy Share Image
I didn't know that people compared Bill Hicks and I but certainly I'm flattered if they do. I knew Bill a bit.… — Marc Maron Bills Copy Share Image
I'm not a narcissist, but I definitely have gotten enough explosive narcissistic shrapnel from my father. I'm sort of wired that way,… — Marc Maron Enough Copy Share Image
Any comic can get on the radio show and be funny. You can get that on any morning radio show or afternoon… — Marc Maron Afternoon Copy Share Image
When I was a young comic in New York and I wasn't getting any work, I was wandering around the Lower East… — Marc Maron Bookstores Copy Share Image
In my life, I didn't get into comedy to be - I had no business model. All I wanted to do was,… — Marc Maron Business Copy Share Image
It amazes me that we are all on Twitter and Facebook. By "we" I mean adults. We're adults, right? But emotionally we're… — Marc Maron Acknowledge Copy Share Image
We’re built to deal with death, disease, failure, struggle, heartbreak, problems. It’s what separates us from the animals and why we envy… — Marc Maron And love Copy Share Image
I've had this look for about a year. I usually grow this beard out around Christmas. I like to go to malls… — Marc Maron Beard Copy Share Image
There's this whole post-modern, nuevo beatnik, retro-bohemian thing going on, you know what I mean? You walk into some coffee shops, and… — Marc Maron Application Copy Share Image
I used to be jealous; I'm not jealous anymore. And a miracle happened to me, because if you're jealous, it's a cancer,… — Marc Maron Being jealous Copy Share Image
God doesn't seem to talk to people like he used to. Who's he talking to now? I don't know. Then I'm walking… — Marc Maron Conversation Copy Share Image
You can't avoid pain in life. It's how you handle pain, that's what defines you. — Marc Maron Define you Copy Share Image
We need the children of Indonesia and the Philippines to manufacture our freedom of choice. — Marc Maron Children Copy Share Image
In most cases the only difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment. — Marc Maron Cases Copy Share Image
In the sixties and seventies you could probably name all the great comics. It was still special. — Marc Maron Comic Copy Share Image
They are not testing comics for drugs. If our job is dependent on that, there would be three working comics in the… — Marc Maron Comic Copy Share Image
Comics seemed to have a handle on things. They could sort of disarm and get control over reality. I found it very… — Marc Maron Comforting Copy Share Image
I once talked about wanting to kill myself, but I don't think I was ever really planning on doing it. It was… — Marc Maron Comforting Copy Share Image
As a performer you are being used to keep people watching so the commercial endorsements that support the network can be seen… — Marc Maron Endorsements Copy Share Image
Faith in the face of disappointment is only enhanced by laughter in the face of pain. — Marc Maron Disappointment Copy Share Image
When you actually meet the devil and he offers you a deal most artists eventually negotiate. — Marc Maron Devil Copy Share Image
Americans don't understand irony? I am an intelligent person living in the United States. My entire existence is ironic. — Marc Maron Existence Copy Share Image
It may have lost its special-ness forever and the clubs might not being doing well but I think standup is in the… — Marc Maron Clubs Copy Share Image
Because we're comics and we pass each other on campus, we know of each other, and a lot of the time there's… — Marc Maron Campus Copy Share Image
Have you ever had one of those moments when you look up and realize that you're one of those people you see… — Marc Maron Awkward moment Copy Share Image
I think sharing experience makes everything better. When people get talking about how they've overcome something or how they haven't, it's nourishing. — Marc Maron Experience Copy Share Image
