As a performer you are being used to keep people watching so the commercial endorsements that support the network can be seen… — Marc Maron Endorsements Copy Share Image
Some of you may be perfectly happy with mediocrity. Some of you will get nothing but heartbreak. Some of you will be… — Marc Maron Delusion Copy Share Image
Once I learned how to talk, personally, by myself to any number of people, which means do radio without talking to anyone… — Marc Maron Air Copy Share Image
Is there any indication we shouldn't be depressed - are you living on the same planet that I am? Do you ever… — Marc Maron Action Copy Share Image
I just wanted to be a good comic and had no sense of show business, but at some point you want the… — Marc Maron Business Copy Share Image
Maybe depression is the most reasonable response to all the crap around us. Maybe it's the happy people who need medication. — Marc Maron Crap Copy Share Image
When you're a kid, you always feel you have this weird kindred-spirit thing with other Jews, until you get older and you… — Marc Maron Bourgeois Copy Share Image
I think the reason Jesus is so popular, just on a celebrity level, is that he died at the peak of his… — Marc Maron Careers Copy Share Image
I found a great deal of relief and excitement watching comics when I was very young. My grandmother was very into them… — Marc Maron After school Copy Share Image
They are not testing comics for drugs. If our job is dependent on that, there would be three working comics in the… — Marc Maron Country Copy Share Image
It's easy to maintain your integrity when no one is offering to buy it out. — Marc Maron Easy Copy Share Image
How complicated can ice cream flavors be? How much can you put in there? I mean, when the flavor's something like banana… — Marc Maron Bananas Copy Share Image
There are a lot of things that I'm allowing myself to be, but it's a conscious effort to experience contentment for me.… — Marc Maron Allowing Copy Share Image
I sort of get tired of myself sometimes. When you're busy, your life becomes relatively small. But I don't really get tired… — Marc Maron Busy Copy Share Image
Jokes do finish themselves. I really do see them as ongoing conversations about personal themes that I ruminate on. — Marc Maron Communication Copy Share Image
I have a very primitive sense that if I just turn on a radio or the television, that somebody's playing that stuff… — Marc Maron Ifs Copy Share Image
We live in a culture where people are self-centered and careerist and everybody seems to think they have too much on their… — Marc Maron Culture Copy Share Image
My cats, the ones that I have, were feral when I found them so the relationship that I have with them 10… — Marc Maron Cat Copy Share Image
Well, evolution's just a theory.' And, I'm thinking to myself, 'Well, thank goodness gravity's a law.' — Marc Maron Biology Copy Share Image
In the sixties and seventies you could probably name all the great comics. It was still special. — Marc Maron Names Copy Share Image
Comedy is obviously a matter of personal taste and the world always needs a clown and some people have no taste at… — Marc Maron Clown Copy Share Image
If you can't afford the good food or if you can't afford health care or if you don't have a job or… — Marc Maron Capitalism Copy Share Image
You get all excited to give her the ring, and it's real emotional, and you give it to her, and she cries.… — Marc Maron Car Copy Share Image
I always thought I was funny, but I was very sensitive, and very provocative just to get a rise out of people. — Marc Maron Funny Copy Share Image
