Madea Quotes

124 quotes in 921 categories

• Are you hearing the wooords that are coming out of my mouth?!
• I know what Johnson Johnson smell like that ain't no Johnson Johnson..!
• Boy, I will smack you so hard, the sperm gonna wish they did the back stroke when they saw the egg that created you!
• Im tellin ya honey ima set it off yu better be glad yu in church jesus just saVED yo life hallo loyer !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Did that thang just hit you.?
• She up in the closet!
• I have silver hair, but I also got silver bullets loded up in this gun you want sum.
• I got silver hair but I also got silver bullets loded up in this gun you want sum.
• Im muh to the dea
• Didn't no body say nuttin bout no lurnch, I dont wont no lurnch, I WANT breakfast!!
• Row Row Row Your Hoe, Up And Down The Street.
• Thank ya lort I'm liveing fort da lort
• You dont know me, I'm ol' skool. I'll beat you first and ask questions lata!
• Jesus Just Saved Your Life, Halleluyar!
• You already said three lies: I, Ran, Up You already lyin!
• You gone wish the sperm did a backstroke when it saw the egg that created you!
• My name is Titi, brownie's for my brownie. :)
• HELL-LER !
• 1-800 choke that hoes.
• I will come across this table and rip out your urethra tubes

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