Madea Quotes

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• I know you cant read, but that sign says do NOT feed the monkeys!
• The devil is a lie, I'm not finna eat this.
• It's gonna be whatever it's gonna be
• You can give her the money the easy way or via your insurance policy (pointing gun)
• Imma start a a company for every baby daddy who had trouble with baby mammas. Imma call it 1800-choke-dat-hoe
• I will grab you by your two front teeth and all your ganna want for christmas is your two front teeth!!
• Put the shut to the up
• I don't like you, say summ'n else smartttt to me
• My daughter tryed to call 911,i hit her so hard she dialed 919!!
• Lookin like a Black Leprachan
• Yaw to big for them little cute names, get you something that fit HUMMER,ESCALADE,SUBURBAN
• She got on them tweet shoes; they running over to the left.
• Hold Up..Wait a Minute let me put some chicken up in it
• WOW WOW , I HASENT SAYING WOW BECAUSE SHE LOOKED GOOOD I WAS SAYING WOW CAUSE SHE TOE THE HELL UP
• We hollering,hallelujer, praise the lord, thank you Jesus, lord a god,leave a message at the sanctified beep,if this a bill collector, we rebuke you in…
• Lort jesus dont let run my car over da k mart
• If you don't back the hell off me, imma beat you like the dude you look like!
• Lets talk about your family
• Tina: Get off of me! Sitting there looking like a king-size bag of skittles Madea: (goes into house. After a while says) She say I…
• The bible says Let the redeem of the lord say so That means if somebody do something to you And You Been Redeem by the…

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