Madea Quotes

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• You ain't even gotta say nothin' I done changed my life. I am livin' for the Lort, I am livin' for the Lort. When I…
• Lord help me Jesus, I'm bout to run my car right through K-mart!
• Sweetheart, that word has 2 r's in it. It, COSMERTOLERGY!!!
• And when I think about the goodness of jesus and all that he has done for me my soul cries out holluyar that gawd for…
• I'm going by the church, I didn't say I was GOING TO CHURCH I said BY the church
• Halalura Amend and Amend!
• I'm Madea. Muh to da damn D-E-A!
• I'll shove that phone so far down your throat you'll have to call 911 wit' yo navel!
• I keeps me a piece of steel [pulls out gun] load your steel thank ya jesus!
• Wwjd what's that? What's wrong with jermaine dupree?
• Lil girl! Stop poppin dat gum!
• I tried to read that New Testamonial with the red letters, but Jesus be talkin too much!
• I'm waiting for Miranda to come in and nobody came in. I was waiting for her. Miranda wasn't even in the room!
• Hellerrr How u durnin'
• Lady, I got bout 27 people in my head and they was all about to beat yo ass!! I'm telling you, I'm crazy, I will…
• Now I'm gonna tell you this one time for the Father, once for the Son, and one time for the Holy Ghost. Lift your hands…
• Aint none of my weapons made by concealed they all made by smith and wesson.
• Ya'll sure doin a lot for her, when I got married, all I got was a pair of shoes!
• A beast wit no neck, there it is!
• Aquanisha baby, when u perm, ur head, perm both sides.

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