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Madea

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Mabel Earlene "Madea" Simmons is a character created and portrayed by Tyler Perry. She is presented as a tough, street-smart elderly African-American woman.

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Notable works: Handbook of Forensic Medicine

About Madea

Mabel Earlene "Madea" Simmons is a character created and portrayed by Tyler Perry. She is presented as a tough, street-smart elderly African-American woman.

Biography source: Wikipedia

Quotes by Madea · Page 5

Cooka big pot of grits, bring him into the kitchen, then toss the grits on him. Then after you toss them, swat…

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Didn't no body say nuttin bout no lurnch, I dont wont no lurnch, I WANT breakfast!!

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Sit down! Looking like a black Leperkaun! Coming outta them black lucky charms!

Lucky charms

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Love is stronger than any addiction, baby. Hell, it is one.

Addiction

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I got silver hair but I also got silver bullets loded up in this gun you want sum.

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You gone wish the sperm did a backstroke when it saw the egg that created you!

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The people that actually try to stay in your life are the only ones you really need.

Being there

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Stop using that baby to make that man life miserable. The man don't want you, you can't get to what's in front…

Life

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Thank the lort!

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Carlos: Can we have a moment alone? Mable 'Madea' Simmons: In my house? Hell no!

Funny

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Mable 'Madea' Simmons: What do you want to be? Nikki: I want to be a lawyer. Mable 'Madea' Simmons: That's good, I…

Funny

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Lort jesus dont let run my car over da k mart

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WOW WOW , I HASENT SAYING WOW BECAUSE SHE LOOKED GOOOD I WAS SAYING WOW CAUSE SHE TOE THE HELL UP

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Put the shut to the up

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Tina: Get off of me! Sitting there looking like a king-size bag of skittles Madea: (goes into house. After a while says)…

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Im muh to the dea

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Girl people is gonna pick on you til da day u dye and der aint nothin u can du about it

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Vanessa: [with Lisa] A friend of ours is being beaten by her husband and we want to know what we should do.…

Friendship

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What kind of lawyer don't know how to lie? Lie and Lawyer go together--Lieawyer Lieawyer!

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You know I only go to church for two reasons, weddings and funerals, which one we gonna have today?

Funny

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I'm waiting for Miranda to come in and nobody came in. I was waiting for her. Miranda wasn't even in the room!

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Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Look girl I'm done told you already to stop poppin' that gum! Nikki: Look! If you touch me, I'm…

Funny

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Are you hearing the wooords that are coming out of my mouth?!

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