Quote by Madea Download Open image “Lort jesus dont let run my car over da k mart” — Madea ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Christians are notorious for acting like used car salesmen, treating non-Christians as if they’re standing there holding a blank check and sporting a hard-on… — Orlando Winters Copy Share Image
“It's taking all my self-control not to fuck you on the hood of this car, just to show you that you're mine, and if… — E.L. James Copy Share Image
“This Is Religion, Boy. Not Comparison Bloody Shopping! You Shall Not Subject Your God To Market Forces!” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Nothing says ‘I Love Jesus’ like a plastic crucifix bought at Wal-Mart.” — Christina Ross Copy Share Image
“If you're a follower of Jesus, He has given you abundance so that you can care for others, not so you can stock up… — Craig Groeschel Copy Share Image
“Put Jesus Christ in the driver’s seat of your life and take your hands off the steering wheel.” — Rick Warren Copy Share Image
The hub of Christianity is not "do something for Jesus." The hub of Christianity is "Jesus has done everything for you". — Tullian Tchividjian Copy Share Image
When someone can walk into a room and change your hold mood, that means they have power over you — Madea Copy Share Image
My nikkah my rool dog for life get in between and we wil treat choo lifee (; — Madea Copy Share Image
Faith without works is dead, you can't just sit around praying you got to do something too. — Madea Copy Share Image
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Now listen up! Boy on School Bus: Shut up, old lady! [Madea jumps to him and continually slaps him] Mable 'Madea'… — Madea Copy Share Image
What're you in here for, stealing flowers? What'd you do, steal candy from the girl scouts? — Madea Copy Share Image
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