All Ludacris Quotes
- Got a couple black belts but they all from Louis Louis. Get get 'em wetter than scuba divers. These fuckin' groupy-groupies. All
- Swagger's through the ceiling, these haters mad as fuck. Get money like Vegas chips BITCH stack em up! Bitch
- I don't' want no birds up in my car, I dont drive no chicken coupe. Birds
- Gotta keeping moving, mami gotta get that guacamole. I got that purp and a little bit of gold I got shit run with Kobe. Bit
- You can see me in a fly lap. Maseratis, Lamborghinis or a mutherf-ckin Maybach. Ckin
- Buss all in your bitch face, and like Puff, tell her take that, take that! All
- Champagne by the boatload. Keep a bottle of a Veuve Clicquot in a choke hold. Im rough I choke hoes, cockin a magnum like 44s. Boatload
- All night with the door closed. Women jumping on my stick like pogos. All
- Im filthy rich, bitch, go spend some mula. I went to the dealership and the Ferrari dude was like uhhh Luda??? Bitch
- Eyes so low, they think Im Asian when Im blazing. Cuz that purples on my chest like Im playing for the Ravens. Asian
- Cadillac Deville still rolling til the tires flat. Not from Arizona but I swear I want that diamond back. Arizona
- You don't know about this weed, grass, Marijuana, Cannabis, Sativa. You may call it cheeba, maybe reefer, Wiz Khalifa. Call
- Spray a little cologne and my clothes smelling like Versace Blue Jeans. Blue
- Now I'm higher than a satellite. Eating everything like a parasite. Now we in the strees looking for the baddest dyke. To run a midnight… Baddest
- I'm higher than the prices of petrol. Higher than the balloon that you let go. Cause I'm smoking that loud in a middle of a… Balloon
- I got my weed card on the way to the store to get medicinal marijuana. Luda! Study more Buddha than the Dalai Lama. Buddha
- That waist got a swivel to it but that ass a Cali earthquake jiggle to it. Ass
- She a stallion, no horseshit. You could fit that bitchs booty on a forklift. Bitchs
- Beep! Beep! Bitch back it up. I put my balls on the table, tell her rack em up. Balls
- Vanilla bed sheets, chocolate laid one way. Sprinkle my nuts on top...what a sundae. Bed
- Throw away the key, its a rap bitch! Large shake and a Ludacris sandwich. Bitch
- Ive got a sausage for them hot cakes and I be f-ckin while you niggas out on hot dates. Cakes
- You all polite and open doors for her. While every night I put that blanket on the floor for her. All
- These hoes be sprintin like its track n field because this supersize dick is their Happy Meal. Dick
- So for an extra value woody. Put this Big Mac into that Quarter-Pound p-ssy, yes! Big