All Ludacris Quotes
- Yeah, its like them saying that Im worse than the Osbournes, and thats crazy. I dont know who made that decision, but its like them… Crazy
- You gotta get up early in the morning to mess with me. I mean, Im a businessman first-you gotta let the business come before the… Album
- I just feel like OReilly is a racist. Definitely a hypocrite. I dont feel as if Pepsi values the black dollar. Its bigger than me.… Bigger
- Man, I just knew. When I was in middle school I always used to love listening to rap. The first [song] my pops bought me… Always Used
- The nickname is something I made up. Nickname
- He always wants people to come to his show, thats what I mean. He kind of, like, calls the shots there. I call the shots… Always Wants
- It was very instrumental because, like I said, that was my largest audience, and I started meeting a lot of people up there; a lot… Artists
- Ive made it this far. Depending on whether or not I want to continue going is up to me. Continue
- I have kind of a spirit personality part of me is calm cool and collected, while the other side is just beyond crazy. Beyond
- You go out and perform every day, so you gotta take care of yourself, health-wise, as far as drinking enough water, getting enough sleep. Youre… Care
- Feels like a midget is hangin' from my necklace. Feels Like
- Pull up at the light in a Harley and a Bugatti. Whatever you driving you better hide that shit. Better
- You can find me freaking a Puerto Rican orr down in Panama with the stamina of an athlete. Overlooking the women in Guatemala, Tahiti. They… Athlete
- Ready, set go, Im so outrageous. Yo money is tied up, bitch my money is the dominatrix. Bitch
- My money is Get over here! Finish him. Haduken!!! Finish
- Look, I make my own decisions, learn from my own mistakes. My enemies they want beef but dont know whats at stake. Beef
- I went from spin the bottle to kiss the model .To 3 more seconds we gon find out if she spits or swallows. Bottle
- I heard its a recession, while you hardly survive. The hardest decision of my day is which car Imma drive. Car
- Custom kits, chrome lips as deep as vagina. Chrome
- Women lost for words, guess they dont know English. No matter what language they speak, they all know dinglish. All
- My dick be brushing womens lips like chapstick. Brushing
- They say its cold outside. So like a dentist, Im just trying to keep they mouth wide. Cold
- From eating canned tuna to shoe deals with Puma From women saying 'Hey Chris' to 'Goddamn Luda!' Canned
- Bitches all on my jock, they want my Dang-a-lang. Swinging all on my nuts like an orangutan. All
- Half a million dollar car. Half a million dollar watch. No roof on the Drophead. Phantom It got karate chopped... Car