The Magic Roundabout' has become something of a national treasure. — Lee Evans Magic Copy Share Image
My ambition isn't just to be successful in showbusiness - it's to be a successful person. — Lee Evans Ambition Copy Share Image
The one thing you can do if you've earned a few bob is buy your freedom. — Lee Evans Buy Copy Share Image
In our house I'm not Lee Evans the comic, I'm just a dad and my wife's husband. — Lee Evans Comic Copy Share Image
I wouldn't like to say what I've turned down - they've been huge successes. But I don't mind because I didn't want… — Lee Evans Because Copy Share Image
It's true that Scottish audiences are harder to impress but, if they like you, they're very passionate. — Lee Evans Harder Copy Share Image
My comedy is about nothing. I do it because I feel less inadequate on stage moving about than I do off stage… — Lee Evans Comedy Copy Share Image
I don't want to be one of them old codgers, 'Oh yes, I went to Australia for the Comedy Festival once... I… — Lee Evans Australia Copy Share Image
It's a real honour to be the first comedian to play the O2 which will be the single biggest gig of my… — Lee Evans Be the first Copy Share Image
When I was a kid I sort of sat in a darkened room a lot of the time. I was very lonely… — Lee Evans Imagination Copy Share Image
The thing about the BBC is I've grown up with it. It's 'Hancock,' Leonard Rossiter, Morecambe & Wise, 'Blackadder,' 'Fawlty Towers'... I… — Lee Evans About Copy Share Image
People say to me, 'You're so ordinary. I say, 'Well, that's who l am. Do you think I get up in the… — Lee Evans Morning Copy Share Image
My dad's Welsh and my mum's Irish, and they're always rowing. If I went in and said that I'd been working with… — Lee Evans Always Copy Share Image
I was bullied everywhere I went by the kids, by the teachers. I never knew exactly why. It was probably because I… — Lee Evans Bullied Copy Share Image
I've cleaned toilets, and if I have to go and clean toilets again it doesn't worry me. I cleaned toilets in Southend,… — Lee Evans Bad Copy Share Image
Meeting Mel Brooks was like talking to a drum kit. He talks in rhythm - it's like 'Ba-ba-da, ba-ba-daaa, whoossssh.' 'Endgame' is… — Lee Evans He Copy Share Image
We were very working class and there is that chip on your shoulder from day one, but then I went to art… — Lee Evans Art Copy Share Image
Stand-up is where I began, I call it 'going to the gym' when I return to it. — Lee Evans Call Copy Share Image
It's really important to me, doing the right thing. Only do something if you need to do it. — Lee Evans Doing right Copy Share Image
I tried water polo and my horse drowned... that was a nightmare. — Lee Evans Drowned Copy Share Image
Stand-up is therapy. I'm sure every comedian has something wrong with them. — Lee Evans Comedian Copy Share Image
I see the stage as one place, where you sing, dance, move. It doesn't matter. — Lee Evans Dance Copy Share Image
It's nice to be on the periphery looking in. And to be an idiot. That's all right. — Lee Evans Idiot Copy Share Image
I don't really like sketch shows and panel shows. I just can't get my head round them. — Lee Evans Comedy Copy Share Image
It's brilliant to work on a set where no one's flipping out or throwing a tantrum. — Lee Evans Brilliant Copy Share Image
When I'm about to die I want to know that I've done something constructive. — Lee Evans Constructive Copy Share Image
I accept who I am. I know my place in society. I'm just a pleb havin' a go. — Lee Evans Accept Copy Share Image
I consider myself insignificant, nowhere near as good as my peers are. — Lee Evans Good Copy Share Image
I wasn't sporty or academic, so to avoid getting picked on I'd play the fool. — Lee Evans Academic Copy Share Image
I like to scare myself into doing things. I want to see if I can actually do it. — Lee Evans Doing Copy Share Image
