When I'm about to die I want to know that I've done something constructive. — Lee Evans Constructive Copy Share Image
I never get that thing, everyone starts singing, then everyone else sings the same, and I'm like, 'How did you know the… — Lee Evans Music Copy Share Image
It was very easy to say to a white middle-class audience, 'What about Thatcher?' and get a reaction. — Lee Evans About Copy Share Image
I fear everything. Darkness, light, fear of insecurity, fear of women, fear of conversation. — Lee Evans Communication Copy Share Image
I don't really sleep well when I'm touring. It's so intense. I lie awake and worry about stuff. I'm scared that somebody… — Lee Evans Good Copy Share Image
There should be room for everything in the West End, be that a blockbuster musical or a good straight play. I would… — Lee Evans End Copy Share Image
You know those wobbly mirrors at the fair? When I look in them, I look normal. — Lee Evans Fair Copy Share Image
We used to quote Mel Brooks lines when we grew up. He's my biggest hero. — Lee Evans He Copy Share Image
My dad's Welsh and my mum's Irish, and they're always rowing. If I went in and said that I'd been working with… — Lee Evans Always Copy Share Image
The one thing you can do if you've earned a few bob is buy your freedom. — Lee Evans Buy Copy Share Image
My comedy is about nothing. I do it because I feel less inadequate on stage moving about than I do off stage… — Lee Evans Comedy Copy Share Image
Stand-up is where I began, I call it 'going to the gym' when I return to it. — Lee Evans Call Copy Share Image
That's my success, if you want to call it that: I've gained confidence about what I write and what I do. — Lee Evans About Copy Share Image
I accept who I am. I know my place in society. I'm just a pleb havin' a go. — Lee Evans Accept Copy Share Image
I was bullied everywhere I went by the kids, by the teachers. I never knew exactly why. It was probably because I… — Lee Evans Easy Copy Share Image
It's nice to be on the periphery looking in. And to be an idiot. That's all right. — Lee Evans Idiot Copy Share Image
I really wanted to be slick - I used to wear a suit just to be slick. But the suit got a… — Lee Evans Exaggeration Copy Share Image
