We used to quote Mel Brooks lines when we grew up. He's my biggest hero. — Lee Evans He Copy Share Image
We never stayed anywhere for long. Southport, Blackpool, Bristol, Essex - we moved all the time. I went to dozens of schools.… — Lee Evans Always Copy Share Image
I will never go back to Hollywood. It was like a nightmare. I enjoyed it at the time, but I wanted to… — Lee Evans Family Copy Share Image
I like it when the waiter askes you if you want parmesan cheese on your dinner, yeah, give me essence of puke… — Lee Evans Cheese Copy Share Image
If you let it, show-business can take over your life and permeates into your family. Your persona on stage becomes part of… — Lee Evans Becomes Copy Share Image
My family is the most important thing in my life but my wife knows if you take away my creativity I'm dead. — Lee Evans Creativity Copy Share Image
“That's the thing with life; whenever there's a real proper decision to be made, there's never anybody around but you.” — Lee Evans Life Copy Share Image
I never get that thing, everyone starts singing, then everyone else sings the same, and I'm like, 'How did you know the… — Lee Evans Music Copy Share Image
I really wanted to be slick - I used to wear a suit just to be slick. But the suit got a… — Lee Evans Exaggeration Copy Share Image
I started off cleaning toilets when I was a kid and I've had loads of jobs and I just kept working and… — Lee Evans Cleaning Copy Share Image
I can sit there for ages, with my head in my hands. It's mostly out of being criticised, because then I don't… — Lee Evans Being Copy Share Image
My dad is from Rhyl and my grandfather is from Pontypridd. They were all miners, the Evans men, they're all short and… — Lee Evans Dad Copy Share Image
My imagination is working stuff all the time. I also talk to myself now and again, which is the first sign of… — Lee Evans Imagination Copy Share Image
I'm never going to be as good as Richard Curtis or Ben Elton, but I'm willing to keep learning. — Lee Evans Good Copy Share Image
It was an amazing experience working with Spielberg's people. But I'm not overwhelmed by it. I know my limitations; I know what… — Lee Evans Amazing Copy Share Image
Me and the missus have come a long way since our first flat in Southend. When I first came to London I… — Lee Evans Come Copy Share Image
I've always been me own man and done me own thing, so anyone shouting a loop about the coffee not being hot… — Lee Evans Coffee Copy Share Image
I'm slightly insecure about looking at myself in the mirror, let alone seeing myself up on screen where I have shaved off… — Lee Evans Alone Copy Share Image
That's my success, if you want to call it that: I've gained confidence about what I write and what I do. — Lee Evans About Copy Share Image
When I started with the comedy me and my wife never thought that it would pay the mortgage. It was just something… — Lee Evans Comedy Copy Share Image
I think it's healthier to be happy with yourself instead of trying to beat yourself up all the time, which I had… — Lee Evans Happy Copy Share Image
I'm motivated by fear of failure. It's a personal mission to say to all those people from years ago, 'Look, I'm seriously… — Lee Evans Failure Copy Share Image
There are no pictures of me in work mode in the house and no awards. You've got to try to have a… — Lee Evans House Copy Share Image
My dad always said to me, 'You have got to work,' so I constantly worked and did comedy tours. — Lee Evans Always Copy Share Image
My father is passionately Welsh, he had it drilled into him as a kid. They're very proud of their flag and their… — Lee Evans Father Copy Share Image
Ask any physical comedian and they'll say the same thing. There are so many dark moments in comedy. — Lee Evans Comedian Copy Share Image
I went to art college for two years and I absolutely loved it. I was this shy, kind of fuzzy-haired idiot from… — Lee Evans Art Copy Share Image
