All Laura Schlessinger Quotes
- Going into therapy doesn't guarantee poop on toast. Guarantee
- Guys behave like they're naive, but they're not stupid. They know what's going on. Behave
- Having a sense of purpose in life is the best way to avoid dispair. Avoid
- I know I'm right, and I know you're wrong. Funny
- I haven't yelled at anybody today. It's been a slow day. Anybody
- I spent two yours of my life being anorexic, but I would never dream of throwing up - my God! Anorexic
- I think I average one good sulk a week. Average
- If there's an award for best mother-in-law in the universe, in the future, when my son gets married, I will win that award. Award
- If you want a weak man, you might as well marry a woman. Man
- If your life is going to be dictated by what's comfortable, your life will stink. Comfortable
- I'm so happy, I can hardly spit. Happy
- I'm not good at debating - I'm much better at pontificating. Better
- I'm very fond of food. I get hungry, and I like to eat almost all the time. All
- If someone has a boy who gets to age 18 without something [a bone] being fractured, that kid has been overly controlled. Age
- If you can't handle the baggage, you'll have to get out of the baggage room. Baggage
- If you think positively instead of negatively, you'll behave better and you'll feel better. Behave
- In the history of humanity, women have never been as oppressed as they are right now. Men can make babies with us and then walk… Babies
- Isn't it nice to know that you can put a worm on your hook and get a fish all charged up? All
- It doesn't matter how we were raised. We become the person we choose to be. Choose
- It doesn't matter what you say [to me] after "even though". I never change my mind. Give it up. Change