"I'm so happy, I can hardly spit." — Laura Schlessinger
"I'm so happy, I can hardly spit."
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Laura Schlessinger
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164 Quotes by Laura Schlessinger
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Depth has one address: fidelity in love....
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In this regard, pleasure is an event; happiness is a process. Pleasure is an end point; happiness is the journey.…
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You have the power. You are the magic wand.
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People with integrity do what they say they are going to do. Others have excuses.
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You don't need to make your heart and your head agree. Let your head make the decision, your heart will…
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Distance lasts a day. But Reality lasts a lifetime.
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Remember that feelings or emotions emanate from the more ancient, less evolved, lower part of the human brain, while thoughts…
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I'm quite amused by the attempt to excuse not trying harder, by claiming that perfect is not possible; it may…
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When you choose wrong because it suits you right now, the message you give others is that when it suits…
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Integrity, honesty, and honor may not give immediate rewards or gratification, and they can be life-threatening (for example, being a…
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The reward for doing right is mostly an internal phenomenon: self-respect, dignity, integrity, and self-esteem. . . . Not doing…
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My best way of making someone admit to something's wrongness is to have them imagine that thing done to them.…
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I don't think about my previous success. I'm happy that the work I've done has been very successful.
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Dedicate yourself to the good you deserve and desire for yourself. Give yourself peace of mind. You deserve to be…
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With a goose-quill and a few sheets of paper, I mock myself of the universe. They say I am the…
— Pietro Aretino
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For one swallow does not make a summer, nor does one day; and so too one day, or a short…
— Aristotle
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Different men seek after happiness in different ways and by different means, and so make for themselves different modes of…
— Aristotle
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It is by not always thinking of yourself, if you can manage it, that you might somehow be happy. Until…
— Richard Bach
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I can't relax. I'm not happy unless I'm working on stuff. 'SNL' is always a huge workload, as enjoyable as…
— Fred Armisen
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No one's really happy anyway, it's not human.
— Billie Joe Armstrong
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The question is, are we happy to suppose that our grandchildren may never be able to see an elephant except…
— David Attenborough
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Like everything which is not the involuntary result of fleeting emotion but the creation of time and will, any marriage,…
— Wystan Hugh Auden
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Sob, heavy world Sob as you spin, Mantled in mist Remote from the happy.
— Wystan Hugh Auden
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Indeed, man wishes to be happy even when he so lives as to make happiness impossible.
— Saint Augustine
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