Kody Keplinger

“I don't want to hear the end of that sentence! It's bad enough that he's flirting with my coworker." "He's flirting with…

— Kody Keplinger

“It was almost funny, really. Such a strong reaction to a bunch of shirtless guys.”

— Kody Keplinger

“You're a disgusting, shallow, womanizing jackass, and I hope that soda stains your preppy little shirt." Just before I marched away, i…

— Kody Keplinger

“Great. He was a hottie, a good kisser, and a literature buff. God really must have had a sense of humor, because…

— Kody Keplinger

“You amaze me Lissa Daniels. Most girls would cave as soon as I gave them the puppy-dog look with these amazing eyes."…

— Kody Keplinger

“Seriously, if the bastards cheat on you, then they don't deserve you anyway. If that's a legit fear, then you probably shouldn't…

— Kody Keplinger

“God really must have had a sense of humor, because if I had to name my biggest turn-on, it was literature. And…

— Kody Keplinger

“How would you know?" I demanded, splashing water in Harrison's face. "You were watching him, too." "Too!" he cried. "I got you!…

— Kody Keplinger

“Very classy. I couldn’t help wondering, again, why on earth he was interested in me.”

— Kody Keplinger

“No rush. This time things were slow and earnest. This time I wasn't looking for an escape. This time it was about…

— Kody Keplinger

“Spanish, huh?" he said, glancing down at the scattered papers as he grabbed them. "Can you say anything interesting?" " El tono…

— Kody Keplinger

“Yeah, it was sick and twisted, but that’s reality, right? Escape is impossible, so why not embrace it?”

— Kody Keplinger

“This whole strike has turned into a way to fuck with people, Lissa," he snapped. "It was one thing when you were…

— Kody Keplinger

“I was the Duff. And that was a good thing. Because anyone who didn't feel like the Duff must not have friends.…

— Kody Keplinger

“A lot of people would kill for my life, but I didn’t even consider that. I took it—and you—for granted. I’m so,…

— Kody Keplinger

“I wanted to make sure you were fine...and that he was okay, too. You didn't, like, stab the boy, did you? I…

— Kody Keplinger

“Just when I think you might have a soul, you say shit like that.”

— Kody Keplinger

“Wow,' he said. 'Seriously - *wow*. I mean, what are the odds that of all the people Dad might marry, the chick's…

— Kody Keplinger

“No importa a donde vayas o con que te distraes, la realidad termina tocando a tu puerta en algún momento.”

— Kody Keplinger

“And there was no way I could talk about it with Dad. Our version of "the talk" had been him clearing his…

— Kody Keplinger

You can't control everything. Sometimes you just need to relax and have faith that things will work out. Let go a little…

— Kody Keplinger

“Hey there, Lissa Daniels," he said. He raised his Coke. "Would you like to say hello to your distant cousin, Jack?”

— Kody Keplinger

“Don’t lie to yourself because you think nit’s safer. Reality doesn’t work like that…”

— Kody Keplinger

“How is that possbile?' Harrison asked. 'He is so *hot*.' 'My dad? Christ, that's gross.' 'He is.' 'Ew.”

— Kody Keplinger

“ Wesley Rush doesn't chase girls, but I'm chasing you. ”

— Kody Keplinger