It wasn't a healthy attitude, but it wasn't really a healthy world. — Kinky Friedman Attitude Copy Share Image
The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system. — Kinky Friedman Education Copy Share Image
There is a difference between who is important and who is significant. — Kinky Friedman Difference Copy Share Image
The Ten Commandments being taken out of the public schools. I want them back. — Kinky Friedman Commandments Copy Share Image
I've achieved many of my dreams, and I want to see that some others get a chance to, especially younger Texans. — Kinky Friedman Chance Copy Share Image
I've always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
I came from an upper-middle class home, which is always a hard cross for a country singer to bear. — Kinky Friedman Bears Copy Share Image
If you're patient and you wait long enough, something will usually happen and it'll usually be something you don't like. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
Finding a cat--or having a cat find you--can change your world as much as marriage, divorce, love, death, or even winning the… — Kinky Friedman Cat Copy Share Image
I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
“I have found that in this business, one of the most important things is sincerity. If you can fake that, you can… — Kinky Friedman Business Copy Share Image
People may surprise you with unexpected kindness. Dogs have a depth of loyalty that often we seem unworthy of. But the love… — Kinky Friedman Blessing Copy Share Image
“We went into Bennie's, where Ratso bought all three newspapers: the Post, which I always read and Ratso hated, The New York… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
My three favorite travel writers of all time are Robert Louis Stevenson, Graham Greene, and Chuck Thompson. Smile When You're Lying not… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
Friday night was the night most people thought they were supposed to have fun. Trouble was most people didn't know what fun… — Kinky Friedman Friday Copy Share Image
My plan is to bring back like the Bracero Program from 1944 that ran for 20 years where the Mexican government vets… — Kinky Friedman Borders Copy Share Image
The reason educational spending in Texas is so low is because you don't have a state tax there, and that's why Texas… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
I've been in true love many times. I just try to avoid it as much as possible. For if there's one thing… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of us ever had a job, we never… — Kinky Friedman Countryside Copy Share Image
There are more inspirational people in music than there are in politics. — Kinky Friedman Inspirational Copy Share Image
God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world. — Kinky Friedman Inspirational Copy Share Image
I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow. — Kinky Friedman Drinking Copy Share Image
Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. — Kinky Friedman Animal Copy Share Image
Now I have a cat. Well, that's not quite accurate. A cat and I have each other. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test. — Kinky Friedman Education Copy Share Image
Poly means more than one, and ticks are bloodsucking parasites. — Kinky Friedman Inspirational Copy Share Image
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