Simón Bolívar is the only person in history to be exiled from a country named after him. — Kinky Friedman Country Copy Share Image
I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in many different colors. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn't hold 'em… — Kinky Friedman Baptist Copy Share Image
“Every time you see a beautiful woman, just remember, somebody else got tired of her shit” — Kinky Friedman Beautiful woman Copy Share Image
I don't think where people come from is that important. It doesn't matter if you come from reality TV. The question is… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
