The Ten Commandments being taken out of the public schools. I want them back. — Kinky Friedman Commandments Copy Share Image
The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system. — Kinky Friedman Education Copy Share Image
There is a difference between who is important and who is significant. — Kinky Friedman Difference Copy Share Image
Always beware of people offering you one-time money. That only works in an election year. How are you going to permanently pay… — Kinky Friedman Education Copy Share Image
“The only thing wrong with Southern Baptists was they didn't hold them underwater long enough.” — Kinky Friedman Baptists Copy Share Image
You have to work at it if you want to be a good smoker. Especially today with all the non-smoking world constantly… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
I rarely meddled in the cat's personal affairs and she rarely meddled in mine. Neither of us was foolish enough to attribute… — Kinky Friedman Affair Copy Share Image
I believe that voices like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
Seventeen publishers rejected the manuscript, at which time we knew we had something pretty hot. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
There will be a whole new spirit blowing through Texas. There will be a smile on everybody's face and a chill up… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing. — Kinky Friedman Autographs Copy Share Image
Remember, I'm not running against Rick Perry; I'm running against apathy. — Kinky Friedman Apathy Copy Share Image
“why did i so passionately require the truth? because all great fiction is true” — Kinky Friedman Truth Copy Share Image
It wasn't a healthy attitude, but it wasn't really a healthy world. — Kinky Friedman Attitude Copy Share Image
When I'm governor... I'll be the first governor with a listed telephone number. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
My goal as a young man, to be fat, famous and financially fixed by 50. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
You never marry the person you first see 'Casablanca' with. — Kinky Friedman Casablanca Copy Share Image
He looked a shade too healthy and nobody likes that. Particularly in New York. — Kinky Friedman Health Copy Share Image
Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test. — Kinky Friedman Education Copy Share Image
Poly means more than one, and ticks are bloodsucking parasites. — Kinky Friedman Inspirational Copy Share Image
Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. — Kinky Friedman Animal Copy Share Image
Now I have a cat. Well, that's not quite accurate. A cat and I have each other. — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow. — Kinky Friedman Drinking Copy Share Image
There are more inspirational people in music than there are in politics. — Kinky Friedman Inspirational Copy Share Image
God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world. — Kinky Friedman Inspirational Copy Share Image
Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
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