Best Kinky Friedman Quotes
- If you ain't Texan, I ain't got time for you. Funny
- It wasn't a healthy attitude, but it wasn't really a healthy world. Attitude
- He looked a shade too healthy and nobody likes that. Particularly in New York. Health
- The main health hazard in the world today is people who don't love themselves. Hazard
- Most people, of course, spend their lives caring about the wrong things. The worry about South Africa or Nicaragua. They spend so much time finding… Africa
- We're all worm bait waiting to happen. It's what you do while you wait that matters. All
- I've achieved many of my dreams, and I want to see that some others get a chance to, especially younger Texans. Achieved
- I'm not for the parties. I'm for Texas. Inspirational
- My plan is to bring back like the Bracero Program (search) from 1944 that ran for 20 years where the Mexican government vets these people.… Actually Legitimate
- I believe that voices like Ross Perot (search), Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance. Believe
- The reason educational spending in Texas is so low is because you don't have a state tax there, and that's why Texas is big growth… Big
- The child-teacher relationship is crucial. Child
- Inspiration thing is important, to teach the kids that JFK is not an airport, RFK's not a stadium, Martin Luther King ain't a street Airport
- This is called "spiritual lifting." It's not heavy lifting. The governor of Texas should not be confused with Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's a powerful position. The… Any
- We're going to make that Lone Star shine again Inspirational
- Remember, I'm not running against Rick Perry; I'm running against apathy. Apathy
- I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us. Believe
- Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. Buy
- Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest. Better
- Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. Beauty
- Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive. All
- A happy childhood... is the worst possible preparation for life. Childhood
- May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore. Anymore
- The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror. Admiring
- How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? Believe
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