Any time you do an Adam Sandler film, it's kind of like a boys' club, because you're hanging out and there are… — Kevin Nealon Adam Copy Share Image
What happened was, I always wanted to be a singer/songwriter kind of guy like a James Taylor or Crosby, Stills and Nash… — Kevin Nealon Always Copy Share Image
I'm on a strict running program. I started yesterday. I've only missed one day so far. — Kevin Nealon Missed ones Copy Share Image
I don't mind seeing two guys kissing, you know, as long as they're clean-shaven. — Kevin Nealon Clean Copy Share Image
They say that moving is one of the most stressful things in life. Death in the family is the second most stressful,… — Kevin Nealon Death Copy Share Image
You don't have to swim faster than the shark, just faster than the person you're with. — Kevin Nealon Faster Copy Share Image
I never really got into marketing. I went to school for it, but never pursued it once I got out. Instead, I… — Kevin Nealon Europe Copy Share Image
When I began doing stand-up, it took me a long time to get an hour's worth of material together. — Kevin Nealon Hours Copy Share Image
I think Little Nicky was a divergence from the films Adam Sandler was used to doing, and he was taking a risk.… — Kevin Nealon Adam Copy Share Image
I have a wandering eye and a lazy eye so they cancel each other out. It's a push. — Kevin Nealon Eye Copy Share Image
It is unconscionable for children in our prosperous country, or anywhere for that matter, to go without food. I implore everyone to… — Kevin Nealon Action Copy Share Image
There's so many vegetarian foods now that are available at the market . The same with drive-throughs. Now, a lot of them… — Kevin Nealon Available Copy Share Image
"Bruce" was an Eddie Murphy film, so there was a whole different vibe, working on that film, as opposed to working on… — Kevin Nealon Adam Copy Share Image
I played a security guard, and I think it was in the State Department. This was my first acting role, really, and… — Kevin Nealon Acting Copy Share Image
Me and Conan O'Brien and Robert Smigel and Dana Carvey wrote a script called 'Hans and Franz: The Girlyman Dilemma,' and it… — Kevin Nealon Action Copy Share Image
Every homeless puppy and kitten was born to parents who weren't spayed or neutered. I'm proud to support PETA's work to prevent… — Kevin Nealon Animal Copy Share Image
Basically, I'm a people pleaser who has a knack for disappointing. — Kevin Nealon Disappointing Copy Share Image
'The Outer Limits' was one of those shows I grew up watching - that and The 'Twilight Zone.' — Kevin Nealon Grew Copy Share Image
The funny thing about commercials to me is that many of them now don't even mention the product until the very end.… — Kevin Nealon Ends Copy Share Image
I was born in St. Louis; I lived there for three weeks and then my father graduated from St. Louis University, so… — Kevin Nealon Born Copy Share Image
When a show has been on for so long, you lose fans, you gain fans. I remember this from 'Saturday Night Live.' — Kevin Nealon Fans Copy Share Image
Workers insist that they are not disgruntled. They are very gruntled. — Kevin Nealon Workers Copy Share Image
I look back at 'Saturday Night Live' and I think, some people didn't like me doing 'Weekend Update.' Who cares? A lot… — Kevin Nealon Back Copy Share Image
When I would see my friends with their kids, I was envious that you can use children to get out of just… — Kevin Nealon About Copy Share Image
