Best Judith Viorst Quotes
- One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you… Advantage
- Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. Bar
- You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have… Age
- Lust is what keeps you wanting to do it even when you have no desire to be with each other. Love is what makes you… Desire
- When he is late for dinner and I know he must be either having an affair or lying dead in the street, I always hope… Affair
- Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. Accident
- Superstition is foolish, childish, primitive and irrational - but how much does it cost you to knock on wood? Childish
- If his mother was drowning and I was drowning and he had to choose one of us to save, He says he'd save me. Choose
- I think I'll move to Australia. Australia
- I went to sleep with gum in my mouth and now there's gum in my hair and when I got out of bed this morning… Bad
- I had it together on Sunday. By Monday at noon it had cracked. On Tuesday debris Was descending on me. And by Wednesday no part… Almost Set
- Some days are like that. Even in Australia. Australia
- But it's hard to be hip over thirty when everyone else is nineteen, when the last dance we learned was the Lindy, and the last… Age
- Love is the same as like except you feel sexier. Best Love
- Infatuation is when you think he's as sexy as Robert Redford, as smart as Henry Kissinger, as noble as Ralph Nader, as funny as Woody… Allen
- Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of those pieces Ability
- Although marriages traditionally begin with I do, when they fail they invariably end with You dont. Begin