All John Green Quotes
- I stand in this parking lot, realizing that I’ve never been this far from home, and here is this girl I love and cannot follow.… Been
- Shame about how we’re gonna die here, though. I mean, seriously. An Arab and a half-Jew enter a store in Tennessee. It’s the beginning of… Arab
- We didn't talk much. But we didn't need to. Funny
- The only thing worse than having a party that no one attends is having a party attended only by two vastly, deeply uninteresting people. Attended
- Poetry is just so emo." he said. "Oh, the pain. The pain. It always rains. In my soul. Always Rains
- Alaska decided to go help Dolores with dinner. She said that it was sexist to leave the cooking to the women, but better to have… Alaska
- It doesn’t matter how long we’ve used something; all that matters is how awesome the thing replacing it is. MP3s and automobiles happen to be… All
- Adult librarians are like lazy bakers: their patrons want a jelly doughnut, so they give them a jelly doughnut. Children’s librarians are ambitious bakers: 'You… Adult
- A novel is a conversation between a reader and a writer. Book
- We Play the broken string of our instruments one last time Broken
- I didn't know whether to trust Alaska, and I'd certainly had enough of her unpredictability - cold one day, sweet the next; irresistibly flirty one… Alaska
- I never liked writing concluding paragraphs to papers - where you repeat what you've already said with phrases like 'In summation', and 'To conclude'. Already Said
- In the end, I had to call myself a faggot, which really annoyed me, because 1. I don't think that word should ever be used… All
- Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop once you start. Book
- Isn't it also that on some fundamental level we find it difficult to understand that other people are human beings in the same way that… Animal
- The pleasure isn't in doing the thing, the pleasure is in planning it. Anticipation
- I expertly angled my raison bran to accomodate the g-forces. Accomodate
- Maybe all the strings inside him broke. All
- Maybe our favorite quotations say more about us than about the stories and people we're quoting. Favorite
- Imagining isn't perfect. You can't get all the way inside someone else...But imagining being someone else, or the world being something else, is the only… All
- The funny thing about writing is that whether you're doing well or doing it poorly, it looks the exact same. That's actually one of the… Actually One
- When it comes to girls (and in Colin's case, it so often did), everyone has a type. Colin Singleton's type was not physical but linguistic:… All
- Some people have lives; some people have music. Funny Music
- Why don’t we break up? I guess I stay with her because she stays with me. And that’s not an easy thing to do. Break
- What you must understand about me is that I’m a deeply unhappy person. Deeply