All John Green Quotes
- The worse the haircut, the better the man. Better
- Thomas Edison's last words were 'It's very beautiful over there'. I don't know where there is, but I believe it's somewhere, and I hope it's… Beautiful
- But mothers lie. It's in the job description. Description
- You can love someone so much...But you can never love people as much as you can miss them. Breakup
- You're awfully philosophical for a girl that just got busted. Awfully
- Nothing really mattered that much, not the good things and not the bad ones. We were in the business of mutual amusement, and we were… Amusement
- Talking to a drunk person was like talking to an extremely happy, severely brain-damaged three-year-old. Brain
- What is the point of being alive if you don't at least try to do something remarkable? Alive
- Colin did not laugh. Instead he thought, Tampons have strings? Why? Of all the major human mysteries - God, the nature of the universe, etc.… All
- Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die. All
- He reached up t0 grab one and came down with several, and they kept coming, washing over him, floating all around him. Never have tampon… All
- I figured something out. The future is unpredictable. Attitude
- We just did an awesome job of not dying. Awesome
- I realize that they giggle and I actually laugh, that they show their cleavage and I have none to show, but just so you know,… Actually Laugh
- And I wanted to tell her that the pleasure for me wasn't planning or doing or leaving; the pleasure was in seeing our strings cross… Back Together
- Oh, Wikipedia, with your tension between those who would share knowledge and those who would destroy it. Destroy
- Something about telling that story made my gut grow back together." What?" Oh, nothing. Just thinking out loud." That's who you really like. The people… Back Together
- I wanted to be one of those people who have streaks to maintain, who scorch the ground with their intensity. But for now, at least… Comets
- …God, it’s over. Takumi, you gotta stop stealing other people’s problems and get some of your own. God
- I said nothing—I hadn’t known Marya, and anyway, “listening quietly†was my general social strategy General