Funny Music Quotes

30 quotes by 28 authors

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard a horse sing a song. — Louis Armstrong
It's easy to play any musical instrument: all you have to do is touch the right key at the right time and the instrument will… — Johann Sebastian Bach
There are two golden rules for an orchestra: start together and finish together. The public doesn't give a damn what goes on in between. — Thomas Beecham
When a piece gets difficult, make faces. — Artur Schnabel
I always make sure that the lid over the keyboard is open before I start to play. — Artur Schnabel
Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. — George Bernard Shaw
All the shopping malls and restaurants and airports are riddled with low-fidelity loudspeakers, which apparently have developed the ability to reproduce by themselves; these are… — Dave Barry
There's nothing like the eureka moment of knocking off a song that didn't exist before - I won't compare it to sex, but it lasts… — Paul McCartney
After I saw Jimmy [Hendrix] play, I just went home and wondered what the f*** I was going to do with my life. — Jeff Beck
When I was a little boy, I told my dad, 'When I grow up, I want to be a musician.' My dad said: 'You can't… — Chet Atkins
I smash guitars because I like them. — Pete Townshend
People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?' — Al Yankovic
To the U.S. and the world, I'm just known as some funny song and some funny music, some funny video guy. But in Korea I'm… — Unknown Author
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child is eight or nine, he has developed a passion for his own music… — Bill Cosby
Do I listen to pop music because I'm miserable or am I miserable because listen to pop music? — John Cusack
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. — Kin Hubbard
Talking about music is like dancing about architecture. — Steve Martin
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put… — Bob Newhart
Music is moonlight in the gloomy night of life. — Jean Paul
My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence. — Edith Sitwell

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