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- All music is folk music. I ain't never heard a horse sing a song. — Louis Armstrong
- It's easy to play any musical instrument: all you have to do is touch the right key at the right time and… — Johann Sebastian Bach
- There are two golden rules for an orchestra: start together and finish together. The public doesn't give a damn what goes on… — Thomas Beecham
- When a piece gets difficult, make faces. — Artur Schnabel
- I always make sure that the lid over the keyboard is open before I start to play. — Artur Schnabel
- Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. — George Bernard Shaw
- All the shopping malls and restaurants and airports are riddled with low-fidelity loudspeakers, which apparently have developed the ability to reproduce by… — Dave Barry
- There's nothing like the eureka moment of knocking off a song that didn't exist before - I won't compare it to sex,… — Paul McCartney
- After I saw Jimmy [Hendrix] play, I just went home and wondered what the f*** I was going to do with my… — Jeff Beck
- When I was a little boy, I told my dad, 'When I grow up, I want to be a musician.' My dad… — Chet Atkins
- I smash guitars because I like them. — Pete Townshend
- People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?' — Al Yankovic