All John Green Quotes
- Nothing really mattered that much, not the good things and not the bad ones. We were in the business of mutual amusement, and we were… Amusement
- Talking to a drunk person was like talking to an extremely happy, severely brain-damaged three-year-old. Brain
- What is the point of being alive if you don't at least try to do something remarkable? Alive
- Colin did not laugh. Instead he thought, Tampons have strings? Why? Of all the major human mysteries - God, the nature of the universe, etc.… All
- Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die. All
- He reached up t0 grab one and came down with several, and they kept coming, washing over him, floating all around him. Never have tampon… All
- I figured something out. The future is unpredictable. Attitude
- We just did an awesome job of not dying. Awesome
- I realize that they giggle and I actually laugh, that they show their cleavage and I have none to show, but just so you know,… Actually Laugh
- And I wanted to tell her that the pleasure for me wasn't planning or doing or leaving; the pleasure was in seeing our strings cross… Back Together
- Oh, Wikipedia, with your tension between those who would share knowledge and those who would destroy it. Destroy
- Something about telling that story made my gut grow back together." What?" Oh, nothing. Just thinking out loud." That's who you really like. The people… Back Together
- I wanted to be one of those people who have streaks to maintain, who scorch the ground with their intensity. But for now, at least… Comets
- …God, it’s over. Takumi, you gotta stop stealing other people’s problems and get some of your own. God
- I said nothing—I hadn’t known Marya, and anyway, “listening quietly” was my general social strategy General
- That didn’t happen, of course. Things never happened the way I imagined them. Course
- Ashes to ashes. Garage sale to garage sale,” I said. Ashes
- It always shocked me when I realized that I wasn’t the only person in the world who thought and felt such strange and awful things. Always Shocked
- We all matter - maybe less then a lot but always more than none. All
- You know what I hate? The outdoors. I mean, generally. I don't like outside. I'm an inside person. I'm all about refrigeration and indoor plumbing… All
- I don't think pandemics make us afraid of death, I think they make us afraid of oblivion. They force us to grapple with the futility… Afraid
- If you don't imagine, nothing ever happens at all. All
- Those of us who frequent the band room have long suspected that Becca maintains her lovely figure by eating nothing but the souls of kittens… Band
- And since she drove to work every morning, I could only use the car on weekends. Well, weekends and the middle of the goddamned night. Car
- You just gotta tell her, man,’ I said. ‘You just gotta say, “Angela, I really like you, but there’s something you need to know: when… Angela