All John Green Quotes
- The nature of impending fatherhood is that you are doing something that you're unqualified to do, and then you become qualified while doing it. Become Qualified
- Nothing really ever happens like you imagine it will. Beautiful
- So often we try to make other people feel better by minimizing their pain, by telling them that it will get better (which it will)… Actually Needed
- Grief doesn't change you. It reveals you. Change
- Youth is counted sweetest by those who are no longer young. Counted
- You can't just make me different and then leave. You can't. You can't change me and make my whole life centered around you, then leave. Centered
- We have to live with ambiguity. We have to give ourselves over to it. The question is: How? How are we going to live in… Always Go
- Whether you're studying electrical engineering or poetry, college is not about maximizing income, it's about becoming a better and more informed observer of the universe.… Becoming
- When it works, anticipation is far more fulfilling than surprise, because we are reminded that a sunrise is precisely as magnificent as it is inevitable. Anticipation
- Like everyone, I'm saddened and horrified by this. All I'll say is that I'm personally trying to pay more attention to the victims than to… All
- By far the best cure for hangovers is not drinking excessively the night before.This cure has a 100% success rate, and as you save the… Best
- Nothing (at least that can be done by humans) immortalizes anyone. The Fault in Our Stars will hopefully have a long and wonderful life, but… Any
- What is an "instant" death anyway? How long is an instant? Is it one second? Ten? The pain of those seconds must have been awful… Air
- "Patience, grasshopper," I counseled. "You don't want to seem overeager." "Right, that's why I said tomorrow," he said. "I want to see you again tonight.… All
- Gus: "It tastes like..." Me: "Food." Gus: "Yes, precisely. It tastes like food, excellently prepared. But it does not taste, how do I put this… Accompanied
- Frankly, I kind of want you to be haunted by the unansweredness of the question, because I think being haunted by such things is a… Frankly
- "And how are you feeling?" asked Patrick."Oh, I'm grand." Augustus Waters smiled with a corner of his mouth. "I'm on a roller coaster that only… Asked
- You don't want romantic advice from me, you want romantic advice from Edward Cullen. I completely understand but he is completely unavailable right now and… Advice
- But pizza was originally Italian, although, Italian pizza doesn't taste much like this because this pizza is fortified with sodium. Which is a mineral...or a… All
- Real gangster-ass Nerdfighters don't run from nothing... 'cause real gangster-ass Nerdfighters can't run fast. Ass
- According to the conventions of the genre, Augustus Waters kept his sense of humor till the end, did not for a moment waiver in his… According
- I love being in cities with lots of other people, because I'm reminded that there are billions of people like me, and we are each… Billions
- One of the reasons that metaphor and symbolism are important in books is because they are also important to life. Like, for example say you're… Anyone
- "Nothing ever happens like you imagine it will," she says. The sky is like a monochromatic contemporary painting, drawing me in with its illusion of… Add
- ...I will continue to underscore that I don't think authorial intent is all that important to a reading experience, and I certainly don't think the… All