All John Cena Quotes
- Vickie is so fat that her baby pictures were taken via satellite. Baby
- Vicke is so fat that she wakes up in sections. Fat
- Nobody remembers second place. Inspirational
- I JUST GOT THE CRAP BEAT OUTTA ME!!! Beat
- Ladies and Gentlemen, King of the Stupid Question: Todd Grisham! Gentleman
- I am a champion who makes an impact. Champion
- There's those who talk about it. And there's those who BE about it! Funny
- If you continue to act now and be a member of the WWE Universe, you will see the same footage from... another... camera angle. Act
- And at points in the movie, John Cena is actually impervious to bullets! Bullets
- It's unrated, which means it's too confusing to possibly put a rating on. Confusing
- Son of a mustard sandwich, that ends tonight! Ends
- And right now, you two jackwagons are right in the middle of my living room and I'm coming to take out the trash. Coming
- For the past 9 years, the WWE has been my home! Been
- I never back down and I never quit! Down
- You want some? Come get some! Come Get
- Vickie... you got some 'splaining to do! Funny
- My life is being ruined by the internet! Internet
- Baloney fudging mustard! Baloney
- LIGHTNING WILL SHOOT FROM MY ASS!!! Ass
- This must be Monday Night RAW, we just got a Wendy's chant. Chant