All Joe E. Lewis Quotes
- I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors. Doctors
- Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty. Asks
- I drink to forget I drink. Drink
- I always wake up at the crack of ice. Always Wake
- You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough. Life
- Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum. Bum
- I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks Bitchy