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- I like reading, I like boring things, and yet I think people for ages had this image of me that I was on the tube… Age
- I love doing stand-up. It's so self-contained - you go there, you do it, you go home - but with telly, there are too many… Change
- I love everything about books. I love the content, the way they look and even the lovely way they smell. I think a book collection… Book
- I often tell audiences at the start of my shows that I'm not gay because I've got petitions from lesbian groups saying 'Can you tell… Audience
- I pay a bit more than lip-service to health: I don't eat chips or pre-prepared food, and it might be a comedy sacrilege to admit… Admit
- I suspect most politicians feel overwhelmed because people's lives are a real struggle, full of unhappiness, and you would probably feel powerless to do anything… Feel
- I swam at school a lot. Long-distance swimming in pools, and diving, then when we moved to Hastings when I was 13 I used to… All
- I tend to think the world is a bit of a miserable place, so anyone who can add to people's optimistic, cheerful side is doing… Add
- I think actors go along a continuum from Simon Callow down to kind of Ross Kemp, and I like to think of myself as the… Actor
- I think my comedy, the put-downs I do to hecklers, are the accumulated bitterness of years of people feeling that it's perfectly acceptable to make… Acceptable
- I thought I was funny as a kid. I used to play tricks on my brothers - I'd tie a two-shilling piece to a bit… Bit
- I used to do bell ringing in Benenden church. It was really good fun, actually. My best friend's dad was the local vicar, and so… Bell
- I was really, because I thought it was extremely excruciating when I watched a tape of it, that my husband taped for me and I… Excruciating
- I wasn't one of those hideous children who make their parents sit through hour-long performances when you're seven. I didn't do anything like that thankfully. Anything Like
- I'm a terrible sort of non-fussy eater, really. I don't like posh food very much, and the more ingredients something's got in it, the less… Eater
- I'm just trying to spread the word and upturn the myth that actually you should be resting after cancer treatment. You shouldn't; you should be… Activity
- I've always been criticised for how filthy my material is. Victoria Wood said to me once, 'I wish I was a bit ruder, like you,'… Been
- I've never, ever had people being aggressive to me in public or abusing me, and actually quite a lot of men do say to me,… Abuse
- I've seen a lot of women give up after they've had three or four bad gigs in a row. It's very difficult to learn not… Bad
- If I am totally honest, I would have to say that ''Allo 'Allo!' was not my cup of tea, even though lots of people loved… Allo
- If you're a fat person - and especially if you're a woman - at all stages of your life you'll get abuse for it, so… Abuse
- It is unrealistic to expect an entire profession to be completely good. There are bound to be some individuals who are stressed, who are unkind,… Bit
- It's a video release as well so I have to be perfectly honest and go, probably not specifically for DVD, but there are extra bits… Anything Else
- It's inevitable that if you do okay on something like that you don't just annoy people, that it will make a difference because it seemed… Annoy
- Managers of hospitals over the years have been increasingly recruited from outside the health service, and although their experience of running a supermarket chain might… Allow
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