“The curve of her smile promised things that were probably illegal, and bad for you, and would carry warnings from the Surgeon… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“And then I heard the most beautiful sound of my life. Somewhere nearby, a cat let out an angry, hissing scream.” — Jim Butcher Life Copy Share Image
It isn't enough to stand up and fight darkness. You've got to stand apart from it, too. You've got to be different… — Jim Butcher Darkness Copy Share Image
“Some things just aren't meant to go together. Thinks like oil and Water. Orange juice and toothpaste. Wizards and television. ... Maybe… — Jim Butcher Oil and water Copy Share Image
I'm not a philosopher, Harry," [Michael] said. "But here's something for you to think about, at least. What goes around comes around.… — Jim Butcher Frowning Copy Share Image
Screw up my life?" He stared at me for a second and then said, deadpan, "I'm a five-foot-three, thirty-seven-year-old, single, Jewish medical… — Jim Butcher Arms Copy Share Image
Have you ever been approached by a grim-looking man, carrying a naked sword with a blade about ten miles long in his… — Jim Butcher Believe Copy Share Image
“There are no words. It was like The Lord of the Rings and All My Children made a baby with the Macho… — Jim Butcher Children Copy Share Image
There is, I think, humor here which does not translate well from English into sanity. — Jim Butcher Doe Copy Share Image
I still can't believe," Michael said, sotto voce, "that you came to the Vampires' Masquerade Ball dressed as a vampire. — Jim Butcher Balls Copy Share Image
“Hands that wrap us in warmth, that hold us close. Hands that guide us to shelter, to comfort, to food. Hands that… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“The dead don’t need justice. That’s for those of us who are left looking down at the remains.” — Jim Butcher Justice Copy Share Image
“I feel stupid.” “Good,” Michael said. “It’s good for everyone to feel that way sometimes. It helps remind you how much you… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
The next time you interfere with me, more than smoke will interfere with you. — Jim Butcher Interfere Copy Share Image
Children are a precious gift, but they belong to no one but themselves. They are only lent us a little while. — Jim Butcher Children Copy Share Image
“There was a low growling sound and the Munstermobile came gliding up out of the parking garage, dripping water from its gleaming… — Jim Butcher Broken glass Copy Share Image
“He sauntered over to me and rammed one shoulder playfully against my knee. I wavered, recovered my balance, and unlocked the door.… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Laughter is good for you. Nine out of ten stand-up comedians recommend laughter in the face of intense stupidity. — Jim Butcher Comedian Copy Share Image
“One ravishing dark-haired beauty wearing leather pants and strategically applied electrical tape, stared hard at me and, when she saw me looking,… — Jim Butcher Beauty Copy Share Image
“No one just starts giggling and wearing black and signs up to become a villainous monster. How the hell do you think… — Jim Butcher Bad guys Copy Share Image
“Then she turned her head and, before I could react, planted a kiss right on my mouth. I almost fell off the… — Jim Butcher Right now Copy Share Image