“beer is an excellent argument that there is a God, and that furthermore, He wants us to be happy.” — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Lady Placida smiled. “History seldom takes note of serendipity when it records events. And from what I have heard, I suspect an… — Jim Butcher Argument Copy Share Image
“Which put me one step ahead of where I was, now. I had already killed the Nightmare-or helped to kill it, at… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Patiently, more gentle than rain, she made me clean, while I drifted, my eyes closed.” — Jim Butcher Rain Copy Share Image
“..with an intensity that sent every instinct in my body screaming that death was here, that it was about to jump down… — Jim Butcher Death Copy Share Image
Isana felt her throat tighten. "We failed." Serai lifted her chin and patted Isana's arm firmly. "We have not yet succeeded. There… — Jim Butcher Arms Copy Share Image
“The Blue Beetle was not a clown car," I said severely. "It was a machine of justice.” — Jim Butcher Computers Copy Share Image
Ack!" I said. Fearless master of the witty dialogue, that's me. — Jim Butcher Dialogue Copy Share Image
“I took a big dose of Tylenol the original, since I didn't have my Tylenol 3 or its lesser-known, short-lived cousin, Tylenol… — jim butcher Dresden files Copy Share Image
I'm sure that you psychotic necro-wannabes with delusions of godhood are all about sharing with your fellow maniacs. — Jim Butcher Delusion Copy Share Image
It's not my fault all women like motorcycles, Murph. They're basically huge vibrators. With wheels. — Jim Butcher Faults Copy Share Image
“It. Wasn't. Right. No, it wasn't. But the world wasn't a fair place, was it? And I had more reason to know… — Jim Butcher Every single day Copy Share Image
“Hebbity bedda,” I said, by way of attempting a greeting. My mouth had gone rather numb, and my tongue felt like a… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Hers was a beauty so pure that it was nearly painful to behold--Athena heading out on a Friday night. — Jim Butcher Athena Copy Share Image
Most of the bad guys in the real world don't know that they are bad guys. You don't get a flashing warning… — Jim Butcher Bad guy Copy Share Image
Anger is just anger. It isn't good. It isn't bad. It just is. What you do with it is what matters. It's… — Jim Butcher Anger Copy Share Image
“So really, it was just as well that Godmother had caught up to me, in spite of my best efforts to avoid… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Uriel smiled. "Collin, like the others, is wit me because he is not yet prepared to face what comes next. When he… — Jim Butcher Dresden files Copy Share Image
I don't want to live in a world where the strong rule and the weak cower. I'd rather make a place where… — Jim Butcher Book Copy Share Image
But I am dead certain--ba-dump-bump-ching--that I'm the first guy to lead an army of spirits in an assault from the spirit-world side...and… — Jim Butcher Army Copy Share Image