You go into any doughnut shop and look at three cops having coffee, I guarantee I look like one of them. — Dean Norris Copy Share Image
Why doesn't Prin go and get her own goddamn blistering bloody shitty jelly doughnuts? — Margaret Laurence Copy Share Image
Supplementing the far, remote Glory-of-God expression in his face, the glory-of-doughnuts shone suddenly very warmly. — Eleanor Hallowell Abbott Copy Share Image
A good man doesn't just happen. They have to be created by us women. A guy is a lump like this doughnut. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Embrace the grease, if any, and look fresh and human. I like to look like a glazed doughnut. — Paloma Elsesser Copy Share Image
Indeed, it is a proven mathematical theorem that a doughnut is topologically distinct from a sphere. — Simon Singh Copy Share Image
When a man is down on his luck he seems to consume all he can get of coffee and doughnuts. — Robertson Davies Copy Share Image
I'll never forget my first time with you' Min said as she edged the doughnut off her finger. 'The earth moved, and… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
Ranger sent us to check on you," Hal said. "We just got here, and we heard shots." "Some moron ate my jelly… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
You can have a table full of gourmet food, but the minute you put a box of Entenmann's doughnuts out, that's all… — Dan Deacon Copy Share Image
I have a doughnut every morning. The same kind, from a street cart. Vanilla frosted with sprinkles on one half, weirdly. How… — Allison Williams Copy Share Image
British scientists say they have developed a super broccoli that can help fight heart disease. You know, if you want to fight… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Four out of the five discs in my lumbar spine are ruptured, herniated fully. Think of a jelly doughnut being squashed, and… — Nadya Suleman Copy Share Image
I served seven years as the chair of the Princeton economics department where I had responsibility for major policy decisions, such as… — Ben Bernanke Copy Share Image
I also stole a small yellow doughnut from the box of Duncan's doughnuts in the rec room and fed it to the… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
You don't know me, dude," he says, not smiling this time. Gonzo examines his cards, prepping for his next move. "People always… — Libba Bray Copy Share Image
I don't need a receipt for a doughnut. I'll just give you the money, and you give me the doughnut. End of… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
You can think about life as a battle between you and a doughnut shop. The doughnut shop wants you to eat another… — Dan Ariely Copy Share Image
For most of us, the classic test of willpower is resisting temptation, whether the temptress is a doughnut, a cigarette, a clearance… — Kelly McGonigal Copy Share Image
We were so happy to be alive. There was a motel there pretty close. We had a big cup of coffee. Everybody… — Rod Hundley Copy Share Image
Go along, go along quickly, and set all you have on the table for us. We don't want doughnuts, honey buns, poppy… — Nikolai Gogol Copy Share Image
By the time they were pulling into the parking lot of the A&P, the mood was fading, the moment gone. Amy could… — Elizabeth Strout Copy Share Image
I was going to go to church, but I decided to get doughnuts instead. — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
“They use the M as an anchor to get the doughnut and then there's an escalator to nowhere.” — Gemma Burgess Copy Share Image
There isn't a problem on this earth that a doughnut cannot make better. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good… — Hillary Scott Copy Share Image
Stephanie, I'm begging you. Eat some doughnuts. I can't keep going like this." - Morelli — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
I'm a little vague on the details but aren't doughnuts just the most marvellous thing to ever come out of organised religion? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A good man doesn't just happen. They have to be created by us women. A guy is a lump like a doughnut. — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
“Fucking delish, I don't care if it's a faggy word, oops, sorry, no offense, sorry again. [i]Delish! Criminy![/i] This is like a… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
“He leaned over, brushed the sugar away from her chin and planted a quick peck on her lips. She pulled back to… — Mila Rossi Copy Share Image
“Hard to protect your food, with your ass anchored." He saluted me with the doughnut. "When you're ready to talk, call me.… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
It takes courage, of course, to step out of the fray, as it takes courage to do anything that's necessary, whether tending… — Pico Iyer Copy Share Image
I was very good at sitting. But I just read so much research about how horrible sitting is for you. It's like,… — A. J. Jacobs Copy Share Image
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