“You can’t beat the Fair Folk as housekeepers. You also can’t tell people about them, because they’ll pack up and clear out.… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Industry and determination, Mister Kettle, can transform the difficult into the routine," Grimm said.” — Jim Butcher Determination Copy Share Image
Karrin smiled faintly and shook her head. "He always said you knew ghosts. You're sure it was really him?" Mort eyed her.… — Jim Butcher Body Copy Share Image
“I've got blisters and muscle cramps in places not meant for the touch of anything but a beautiful woman," Max spat back… — Jim Butcher Beautiful woman Copy Share Image
The vampire’s true appearance was grotesque--but it wasn’t as bad as some of the things I had seen in my day. Some… — Jim Butcher Appearance Copy Share Image
Over the course of many encounters and many years, I have successfully developed a standard operating procedure for dealing with big, nasty… — Jim Butcher Bigs Copy Share Image
Many women have earned titles, Your Grace. It doesn't seem to have been a factor in whether or not they actually received… — Jim Butcher Grace Copy Share Image
“There was a click of high heels in the hall behind us, and a young woman appeared. She was pretty enough, I… — jim butcher Chicken wings Copy Share Image
“You're mad," the fallen angel said. "Get me some Alka Seltzer and I'll foam at the mouth, too.” — Jim Butcher Fallen angel Copy Share Image
“My name is Harry Dresden," I said. Fitz stumbled. "Holy shit," he said. "Like... that Harry Dresden? The professional wizard?" "The one… — Jim Butcher Dresden files Copy Share Image
There’s nothing that makes you more insane than family. Or more happy. Or more exasperated. Or more . . . secure. — Jim Butcher Dresden Copy Share Image
“So I added in all the pains I'd learned. Cooking blunders I'd had to eat anyways. Equipment and property constantly breaking down,… — Jim Butcher Life Copy Share Image
Gruff,” I said, “I find myself largely clueless about why mortal women do what they do. It will take a wiser man… — Jim Butcher Clueless Copy Share Image
“Hush, Harry. Or you'll go to the special hell." I blinked at that, confused. I'm not supposed to be the guy who… — Jim Butcher Firefly Copy Share Image
See? This is why I'm not religious. I couldn't possibly keep my mouth shut long enough to get along with everyone else. — Jim Butcher Dresden Copy Share Image
Ah. Medieval-style ransom.” Toot looked confused. “He did run some, but I stopped him, my lord. Like, just now. In front of… — Jim Butcher Behinds Copy Share Image
“It didn’t smell so great, and pizza boxes and empty Coke cans had overflowed the trash can and spilled over a significant… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
A little humiliation and ego deflation, now and then, is good for apprentices. Mine sighed miserably. — Jim Butcher Apprentice Copy Share Image
