Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chinese throwing stars get you a dozen stitches. — Jim Butcher Bones Copy Share Image
“See, those who wield the primordial forces of creation have a long-running grudge with physics.” — Jim Butcher Grudges Copy Share Image
“Mab narrowed her eyes, and a little smile graced her lips. “Impudent,” she said. “It’s sweet on you.” — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
Paradox is an overrated threat. There is...a quality similar to inertia at work. Once an event has occurred, there is an extremely… — Jim Butcher Conservation Copy Share Image
“Think of every fairy-tale villainess you've ever heard of. Think of the wicked witches, the evil queens, the mad enchantresses. Think of… — Jim Butcher Fairies Copy Share Image
I admit," Morgan said with another withering look, "it's no donut. — Jim Butcher Donuts Copy Share Image
“Beards grow out so fast that if you shave every day, there isn’t much of a window for anyone to use them… — Jim Butcher Every day Copy Share Image
Regardless of what I think about Islam or Wicca or any other religion, the fact is that it's a group of people.… — Jim Butcher Ceremony Copy Share Image
My main source for faith-based stuff is mostly the Bible, and a childhood with a much, much higher-than-median exposure to theological thought. — Jim Butcher Bible Copy Share Image
It is the prerogative of wizards to be grumpy. It is not, however, the prerogative of freelance consultants who are late on… — Jim Butcher Grumpy Copy Share Image
Life is full of toil, sacrifice, and pain, and from the time we stop growing, we know that we've begun dying. We… — Jim Butcher Age Copy Share Image
“The water near me stirred and then a Sharkface rose up out of it as if on an elevator, slow, his mouth… — Jim Butcher Dresden files Copy Share Image
“Legionares are not afraid of dinner,” Max growled, giving the taurg a dire glare. “Dinner is afraid of legionares.” — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“I have, in general, not had fun during my service as a Warden of the White Council. I have taken no enjoyment… — Jim Butcher Humour Copy Share Image
“The course of history is determined not by battles, by sieges, or usurpation, but by the individuals. The strongest army is, at… — Jim Butcher Change the world Copy Share Image
Wait. You work for me?" "I prefer to think of it as managing your incompetence. — Jim Butcher Incompetence Copy Share Image
“Of course cats [can see ghosts]. As far as I can tell, all cats. But they aren't terribly impressed with the fact… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“As I pulled into the parking lot, I reflected that odds were that not a lot of clandestine meetings involving mystical assassination,… — Jim Butcher Balance of power Copy Share Image
...The next time I opened my eyes, I was in the morgue. This, all by itself, is enough to really ruin your… — Jim Butcher Autopsy Copy Share Image
“She was furious that I had seen her true form, horrified and embarrassed that I had stripped her disguise away and seen… — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“Likest thou jelly within thy doughnut?" "Nay, but prithee, with sprinkles 'pon it instead, I said solemnly, and frosting of white.” — Jim Butcher Copy Share Image
“You can have everything in the world, but if you don't have love, none of it means crap," he said promptly. "Love… — Jim Butcher Faith Copy Share Image
